Could beoptical communications. The FBI is investigating. DNA test results could be back “any day now.” (h/t Dan Collins)

I’m a Zogby skeptic, but for what it’s worth, have at it. Or, as Billy Hoyle might say, “THE MUSTARD IS OFF THE HOTDOG!”

— To someone like self-styled “feminist” Amanda Marcotte, John Edwards, being on the right side of the political divide, can’t be wrong. His intentions are admirable, his heart in the right place (though his penis, not so much at times). Sarah Palin, conversely, being on the wrong side, can’t be right. Her deeds are meaningless. She is not of the elect. Amanda, it turns out, is a Calvinist. (for Aldo)

for Sartre Once upon a time, a man with a stitched up finger decided he’d had enough of his finger being all stitchy, and that it was time to get the stitches removed. Unfortunately, the man was also hungry. So instead of driving to the urgent care facility to have the stitches removed, the man made himself a turkey and avocado wrap with provolone and wasabi mustard, then took himself

Allah and Charles at LGF have already debunked the early-out-of-the-gate attempts to cast VP candidate Sarah Palin as a “creationist” and an “enemy of science”* — Al Gore and his band of hokem-peddling Greenbots being the current champions of forcing junk-science into public school curricula — so the left liberal establishment and the mainstream press have now moved on to Palin’s alleged “ethics violations,” known by the shorthand, “Trooper Gate”