Yannow, shit happens.  And anyway, I’ve seen them on the giving end of these more than the receiving end.  Because you always want to be a pitcher, not a catcher, ifyouknowwhatI’msayingandIthinkyoudo.

both of you, know that I pretty much suck Iowahawk’s dick, because even though he’s physically almost as unprepossessing as Treacher, he’s amazingly talented.  And the quartet he’s unleashed this past week is no exception to that description.  All the guy needs is a high-profile stalker, and he’s got it made.

One of the wonderful things about posting to a popular site, such as this, is the fan mail.  Generally, I try to answer everything I get, but here are several examples that I thought I’d share with you, from this week’s mail bag. What’s your problem? Anthony, Kansas City, Mo. Unfortunately, I do not think I’m in an ideal position to answer your question, Anthony. Do you think you’re funny?

Jeffrey Goldstein taught the band to play They’ve been typing something really vile, but they’re weeping like a crocodile. So may I introduce to you: the act you’ve known for all these years, Jeffrey Goldstein’s Homely Cock Slap Band. We’re Jeffrey Goldstein’s Homely Cock Slap Band, We hope you will enjoy the show, We’re Jeffrey Goldstein’s Homely Cock Slap Band, Come forth and smack the nappy ho. Jeffrey Goldstein’s Homely,

Y’all loved Goldstein. And . . . you wanna kick my ass. Well, here I am . . . all by my lonesome.

A couple of days ago, one of us–a regular commenter, I believe–in response to a droll but penetrating observation I’d made about the GOP, said something to the effect that: a Democrat president and Congress could really, truly fuck things up. God.  I lived through Carter once. I can’t go through that again. Well, the Islamist-sucking sycophant is back, and criticising the Bush administration as: “the worst in history” in

Tomita shrugs off the obvious question: ”Who in the world is going to read bacteria?” (h/t Allahpundit) Virgin receives approval ”What’s it like to go on a date in a war zone?” When I was single, I had some relationships that were war zones.

Things got really heated when Cornyn accused McCain of being too busy campaigning for president to take part in the negotiations, which have gone on for months behind closed doors. “Wait a second here,” Cornyn said to McCain. “I’ve been sitting in here for all of these negotiations and you just parachute in here on the last day. You’re out of line.” McCain, a former Navy pilot, then used language