Jeffrey Goldstein taught the band to play
They’ve been typing something really vile,
but they’re weeping like a crocodile.
So may I introduce to you: the act you’ve known for all these years,
Jeffrey Goldstein’s Homely Cock Slap Band.
We’re Jeffrey Goldstein’s Homely Cock Slap Band,
We hope you will enjoy the show,
We’re Jeffrey Goldstein’s Homely Cock Slap Band,
Come forth and smack the nappy ho.
Jeffrey Goldstein’s Homely, Jeffrey Goldstein’s Homely,
Jeffrey Goldstein’s Homely Cock Slap Band.
It’s wonderful to be here, it’s certainly a thrill.
You’re such a violent neo-con,
we’d like to take you home with us,
we’d love to take you home.
I don’t really want to stop the show,
but I thought that you might like to know,
that Mister Goldstein’s going to sing a song,
and he wants you all to sing along.
So let me introduce to you: the one and only Jeffy G.!
Jeffrey Goldstein’s Homely Cock Slap Band.
Jef-fy G.!…
What would you do if I smote a buffoon,
Would you visit Travelocity?
Lend me your eyes and I’ll type you haikus,
And I’ll try not to type out of key.
Ooh I get by with a little help from my friends,
Ooh I get high with a little help from my friends,
Ooh gonna try with a little help from my friends.
Could it be anybody?
I just need someone to slap.
Could it be anybody?
I won’t put up with their crap.
Would you convert to a fluorescent light?
Well I’m certain that it happens all the time.
Is it a hate crime if it’s black-on-white?
I can’t tell you, if I act like a mime.
Ooh I get by with a little help from my friends,
Ooh I get high with a little help from my friends,
Ooh gonna try with a little help from my friends.
Ooh I get by with a little help from my, snide with a little help from my, smack Freddie Phelps with my frie-e-e-e-e-e-e-oo-ends!
Oh, that Jeffy! He’s dreamy!
The Beatles.
A sad detour of humanity.
Imagine there’s no heaven…
I agree totally with that.
I hate mines.
Errr….mimes.
Watch out for landmimes.
OK, that did it.
Didn’t Paul McCartney’sex campaign against landmimes?
Are you saying that’s why he was banging a monopod, Sean?
I know it was an innocent typo, but, dear heaven, I wondered how Mcartney’s sex could campaign against landmines? (The Jim beam is affecting perception).
If I could have sex like that, I’d find something really selfish to enhance it, you know?
May you make a lot of money and have a wonderful life. What. a. hoot.
Damnit.
I hate that album.
Started early today, huh?
Dan,that was one of the most gobsmackingly funny things I’ve seen yet…keep it up!!!
BUT….you forgot the little fella!!! You know,the armored rodent guy…
Didn’t have much to say, but couldn’t let this…preternatural…TW go by.
boys67
It Rocks!! Gotta work “Sgt. Pecker” in there somewhere though..
I refuse to be a conservative if it means dissing the Beatles! Oh and not smoking pot. Everything else, the murdering of brown people and stealing the oil, I’m up with but leave my Beatles alone or I’m out of the movement!