Good start.  Now if they could just find a way to get him into a home for the ubiquitously tedious: In a biting rebuke to Carter calling the Bush administration the “worst in history,” the White House on Sunday dismissed Carter as “increasingly irrelevant.” Carter was quoted Saturday in the Arkansas Democrat Gazette as saying “I think as far as the adverse impact on the nation around the world, this

From the CNN wire: As part of its search for three missing American soldiers, the U.S. military was draining a canal Sunday after receiving a tip from local Shiite Iraqis that they saw two heads floating in the water, U.S. military officials told CNN. So far, the search of the canal, which leads from the Euphrates River to the village of Janabi, has turned up nothing of interest to the

but to bury him. Glenn Reynolds has had enough: Various people in and out of the blogosphere have wondered exactly when, how, and why Andrew lost it. But lost it he has. I’m not as kind as Glenn, so for me it was when he started linking Greenwald(s) approvingly.  Please feel free to note when it was you’d come to the conclusion that it had been lost by him.

Not that I’m a big Gonzo fan, but Pillage Idiot has a post up about the latest lame-ass she-nanny-gans of Code Pink. Stoo Pid sends me this: Noted SquishyCon Hugh Hewitt is reading the Amnesty Bill, and even he is unhappy with it. Of course, his problem isn’t with the amnesty, he claims to be troubled by the security aspects of it. Toss in this little tidbit, and it appears

Bastard! These are the remains of a giant carbon-rich comet that crashed in pieces on our planet 12,900 years ago, they say. The huge pressures and heat triggered by the fragments crashing to Earth turned the comet’s carbon into diamond dust. ‘The shock waves and the heat would have been tremendous,’ said West. ‘It would have set fire to animals’ fur and to the clothing worn by men and women.

Yannow, shit happens.  And anyway, I’ve seen them on the giving end of these more than the receiving end.  Because you always want to be a pitcher, not a catcher, ifyouknowwhatI’msayingandIthinkyoudo.

both of you, know that I pretty much suck Iowahawk’s dick, because even though he’s physically almost as unprepossessing as Treacher, he’s amazingly talented.  And the quartet he’s unleashed this past week is no exception to that description.  All the guy needs is a high-profile stalker, and he’s got it made.

One of the wonderful things about posting to a popular site, such as this, is the fan mail.  Generally, I try to answer everything I get, but here are several examples that I thought I’d share with you, from this week’s mail bag. What’s your problem? Anthony, Kansas City, Mo. Unfortunately, I do not think I’m in an ideal position to answer your question, Anthony. Do you think you’re funny?

Jeffrey Goldstein taught the band to play They’ve been typing something really vile, but they’re weeping like a crocodile. So may I introduce to you: the act you’ve known for all these years, Jeffrey Goldstein’s Homely Cock Slap Band. We’re Jeffrey Goldstein’s Homely Cock Slap Band, We hope you will enjoy the show, We’re Jeffrey Goldstein’s Homely Cock Slap Band, Come forth and smack the nappy ho. Jeffrey Goldstein’s Homely,

Y’all loved Goldstein. And . . . you wanna kick my ass. Well, here I am . . . all by my lonesome.