The Joy you feel having the chrome on your exhaust pipe expertly polished on the cheap is inversely proportional to the Pain you’ll experience a week or so later, particularly should it turn out you opted for the $10 express service from a technician named “Kandi” whom you happened upon while cruising West Colfax between midnight and 3 AM, looking for an open Taco Bell drive-thru. On this, you really
May 2007
Contrarianism
One of my favorite blog writers, Velociman, looks at the Immigration Reform Bill and sees…well, not much to get worked up about: I don’t understand the rage, the incredible grassroots frothing at the mouth over this impending immigration “reform” bill. Firstly, no one has read it. Secondly, once they do they won’t understand it. Thirdly, of course, it’s just going to legitimize 12 million illegal aliens, with the merest of
Red Meat for Serial debunkers
The facts are indisputable. People in those countries [with government-funded health-care systems] live longer than us, they have a lower infant mortality rate, they spend only half the money that we spend per person on health care and yet they have a healthier nation. There’s no part of that picture that I’m painting that is untrue.—Michael Moore, quoted by the associated press Ready? Begin!
Kelo for thee but not for me
Raise your hand if this surprises you one bit. **** update: Put your hand down, Senator Kennedy. I said “bit.” This ain’t Hooters, buddy, and I ain’t handing out free potato skins—no matter how much you promise to tip me.
Indoctrination 101.
What? Colonizing Boulder and subsidizing Ward Churchill ain’t enough for the Culture Warriors at CU? From Vincent Carroll, “Suspect Academics”: ike most large universities, the University of Colorado does not prescribe a narrow core curriculum  a particular course in Western civilization or U.S. history, for example, in which every student must enroll. But apparently some gaps in education are more critical than others. Enter “The Contemporary Research University and
Fifty-fifth in a series of real-time empirical observations
In the time it takes you to read this post, former President Jimmy Carter will have once again solved crises in both the middle east and North Korea, jotting down, on the back of a paper muffin skin, a set of fullproof foreign policy prescriptions (“1. diplomacy 2. free beans. 3. TBA 4. peace!”) before rushing off to the head for the third time in twenty minutes –cursing, along the
The Passion of the Identity Politics
Brian Timm, via email: Hey Jeff, Last year, a buddy of mine sent me an MP3 of a gal by the name of Shirley Q. Liquor, singing “The Twelve Days of Kwanzaa”. I loved it, but assumed it was done by a black man or woman, whom one would expect can get away with such humor. I was reading the latest issue of Rolling Stone last night, and came across
BREAKING: AP unable to unearth party affiliation of “Minn. Lawmaker Arrested on DWI Charge”; protein wisdom happy to provide AP with answer, using its top-secret research tool, “Google”
***EXCLUSIVE! MUST CREDIT PROTEIN WISDOM**** Dan Collins sends along this AP story, that for all its probing can’t seem to pinpoint the party affiliation of Minnesota state Senate President James Metzen: The president of the state Senate was arrested on drunken driving charges hours after gaveling the 2007 session to a close and then apparently celebrating at an inn favored by government workers. James Metzen was stopped in his sport
Were I to pitch a sequel to my sequel to ‘Desperately Seeking Susan’
Plot Summary: “Oops. Nevermind. Just found her head in the freezer, wrapped in some butcher paper and tucked inside a plastic Target bag. “Must have forgotten to take my Haloperidol again. Which, if the last time is any indication, means that poor Susan likely looked for all the world to me like some giant evil chicken come to pilfer my emergency stash of Del Monte creamed corn, then dig out
“Respect”, “Tolerance,” and the Tyranny of PC Civility
Both steveaz (in a comment to my earlier post on “Misery Porn and the Linguistic Turn”) and David Thompson (via email) have pointed me to this Oliver Kamm defense of free speech—one that is likely to resonate with those readers who’ve found persuasive my frequent broadsides against the totalitarian makeup of a political correctness that, under the auspices of enforcing “tolerance” (improperly understood and applied), manages to insinuate itself into
