Raise your hand if this surprises you one bit.
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update: Put your hand down, Senator Kennedy. I said “bit.” This ain’t Hooters, buddy, and I ain’t handing out free potato skins—no matter how much you promise to tip me.
Raise your hand if this surprises you one bit.
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update: Put your hand down, Senator Kennedy. I said “bit.” This ain’t Hooters, buddy, and I ain’t handing out free potato skins—no matter how much you promise to tip me.
I have killed more people than President Bush. Now, that bastard Cheney tried to catch up with me when he blasted that guy in the face with his shotgun, but when it comes to getting rid of somebody, those Republicans are pikers in comparison to my clan.
Wait. He’s the guy with the dog named Splash, right?
Does a Democrat with a “for thee, not for me” attitude with respect to policies and positions he espouses surprise me? Not a bit.
Actually, I doubt it would suprise me from any politician, D or R.
I wonder if he even believes any of the blather he produces, or just continues to do it knowing it’s what’s expected of him and will keep him in office in perpetuity.
To paraphrase P.T. Barnum, no one ever lost an election underestimating the intelligence of the average Democrat voter.
I’ll take “The War on Poverty’ for $55,000, Alex.
I think you’ve described the archetype of the career politician, cranky-d, it’s just that Senator Gin and Tonic is much more blatant and blustery about it.
I have called Ted Kennedy a lumpy, stinking bag of pickled cow anuses, and I meant it.
Well, I may have left out the “lumpy, stinking” part before, but I did mean it.
The battle for our energy future will not be fought in Massachusetts.
An environmentalist is a man who owns a cabin in the forest. A developer is a man who wants to build a cabin in the forest.
O, how glorious would it be to set my heel upon the Pole and turn myself 360 degrees in a second! more quotes