—Hold it right there.  What am I, a freakin’ pimp?  Jesus!  What is wrong with you people?  Anyway, no dancing on holidays.  Union rules.  Besides, the little fella and I are off to Taco Bell with a $20 spot each, and we plan to spend the rest of the night going hog wild on that incredible value menu of theirs.  Takeout, though.  We like to sit in the car with

Breitbart: CIA Director Porter Goss has resigned, President Bush said Friday. Bush called Goss’ tenure one of transition. “He has led ably,” Bush said from the Oval Office. Goss, a former member of Congress, has “helped make this country a safer place,” Bush said. “We’ve got to win the war on terror.” Said Goss: “I would like to report to you that the agency (CIA) is back on a very

Capitol Police Officer:  “Would you blow into this tube, please, sir?” Me: “Do I have a choice?” Capitol Police Officer: “Heh.  No.” Capitol Police Officer::  “Good one, though!”**

From ABC News /AP: Anti-war protesters repeatedly interrupted Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld during a speech Thursday and one man, a former CIA analyst, accused him in a question-and-answer session of lying about Iraq prewar intelligence. “Why did you lie to get us into a war that caused these kind of casualties and was not necessary?” asked Ray McGovern, the former analyst. This ground has been quite thoroughly covered, but

me: “Well, I dreamed I saw the knights In armor coming, saying something about a queen.  There were peasants singing and drummers drumming and the archer split the tree.  There was a fanfare blowing to the sun that was floating on the breeze.  Look at Mother Nature on the run In the nineteen seventies –” Klonopin: “– Dude, stop.  You’re confusing me with your gravity bong and that Ziplock of