Conservatives who are for tighter control of the borders?  Well, Reason’s Jesse Walker doesn’t want to come right out and say it, but that doesn’t mean he is averse to noting, rather ominously, that the “parallels are striking” between today’s border control advocates (folks I might call, “people who are in support of current immigration laws, and who are upset that those laws are rarely enforced”) and those persons for

I’m not able to hold the front page forever, you know.  Not to mention that I have some housework to do. I like to vaccuum while dosing on Klonopin.  I find it to be soothing. * **** update:  Heh.  (h/t Peligro Bastardo)

Via slayerdaddy, the transcript to CNN’s “Reliable Sources” (May 14), from which we learn from Mistress Arianna herself that many mainstream Democratic Party members have abandoned both the Party and the progressive movement (represented by the leftosphere)—most especially, Hillary Clinton, who Arianna insists cannot win the Democratic nomination for President: KURTZ: All right. Arianna, day after day you and your fellow liberal bloggers are openly dissing Hillary Clinton. Just this

What I wouldn’t give to see a gaggle of ironizing angst-monkeys wear a shirt like this into a pub that caters to NY firefighters or policemen. Not because I’m into bloodlust or neohipster pulping, mind you—rather, because I get a kick out of watching drunken twenty-somethings with pee-stained pants trying to sprint through tight alley ways. All the shrieking and crashing into garbage cans cracks me up.

Shake the Magic 8-Ball and…all signs point to yes! The other day I hoped aloud that the US would, once again, act as a beacon for freedom, and send a message to the rest of the world:  we shall not, as a nation, cave to the demands of the Islamists. And we have not—even if our “tolerant” press and academic elite argue that it is our multicultural duty to do