Capitol Police Officer: “Would you blow into this tube, please, sir?”
Me: “Do I have a choice?”
Capitol Police Officer: “Heh. No.”
Capitol Police Officer:: “Good one, though!”**
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Just another Kennedy “Profile in Impaired Driving”.
RACIST!
I can’t believe you’re being so MEAN to the Honorable Boozehound from Rhoid Island…
SB: girls
will be girls
Has the Capitol Police dragged the bottom of the Tidal Basin? May not be such a bad idea. I am just saying.
Patrick almost followed in his uncle’s footsteps.
Mary Jo still has no comment.
Patrick is Fat Teddy’s son. It’s Rhode Island’s albatross that he has followed his father’s example and not his esteemed uncles’.
tw: House
Must you rub it in?
Rhode Island – making me forget Illinois’ dismal roll call of politicians, if only for a little while…
Thanks RI!
Well, Major John, if that amuses you, try this and this.
Rhode Island has a very colorful political scene.
Capitol Police Officer: “Would you blow into this tube, please, sir?”
Goldstein: “Don’t you know who I am? I’m Jeff Goldstein of protein wisdom.”
Capitol Police Officer: “Holy sh**! The man with the red pills!”
Capitol Police Officer: “We’re driving you to the lockup right now.”
Capitol Police Officer: “Heh!”
I’m still stuck on the fact he has a 6 cylinder Mustang with stock wheels.
My God man, you’re a US Rep! You should have had the cajones to buy at least the GT, if not a Cobra or Mach 1. The six cylinder pony is such a chick car. Why not just buy a sunflower yellow VW beetle and put a flower in the holder while you listen to the Indigo Girls?
Even Mary Jo wouldn’t be caught dead in a 6 cylinder pony! Have some standards.
Capitol Police Officer: I’m sorry, but you said Ambien?
Kennedy: Ysmmm. Uhuh. Yeahhhhhmmmm.
Capitol Police Officer: Holy shit! And you crashed. Right?
Kennedy:
Capitol Police Officer: You did say you were Pat Kennedy?
Kennedy: Yasmmmmhuh.
Capitol Police Officer: I’ve seen Teddy Kennedy (D-Chivas), Pat. And you’re no Kennedy.
tw: The Kennedy’s. Proudly living the having-it-both-ways paradigm for decades…
The real key is telling the officer you’re late for a floor vote, regardless of the time of day.
Back to rehab…
Culture of Addiction?
Oh, and note how he makes sure everyone knows he’ll be running again in November – Yea, Rhode Island! Aren’t you relieved that he is?!
P.S. Waiting for trolls to take Rush Limbaugh snarks-shots.
Pablo,
Thanks – but we still have 3 recent governor/convicts, Mayor Daley about to be the only one in the City of Chicago’s administration left on the outside of the penetentiary, and every other Dem and Repub in the State racing to see how they can at least get indicted – you know, so they can be in the club too!
RI might win on a per capita basis, but IL still wins on volume. Heh.
Rounds of cocktails at The Hawk and Dove: $45
Ambien and Phenergan prescription: $75
Wrecking your Mustang: $6,500
Not taking a breathalizer, getting a ride home from the Capitol police and avoiding a drunk-driving charge: Priceless
TW – enough, as in; when we all have had enough of the Kennedy’s and their knack for avoiding justice???
Try the McGreevey defense–“My truth is” something that has nothing to do with truth.
Getting a ride home from the cops is no stretch for a Kennedy.
Finding a rehab center with carpeted stages and firemen’s poles – now that takes some staff work.
Kennedies… (well, Democrats in general, but especially)… should not be allowed to operate public policy or heavy machinery under any circumstances…
Ted Kennedy: “Well, er, ah, so Pat, er…”
Pat Kennedy: <glug>
Ted Kennedy: “So, ah, that er, ah, Kennedy, ah, conscience, is that like, er, ah, some kind of er, ah, external apparatus?”
Pat Kennedy: <hic> “It’s my curse, Ted. My addiction to addiction. ‘Since a young man.’ It just comes over me. I need help, Ted. I’m owed help, you know?”
Ted Kennedy: “Yeah, er, ah, me too.”
Pat Kennedy: <wink>
Ted Kennedy: <grin>
Pat Kennedy: <drains glass>
Ted Kennedy: Ain’t ah, er, public service grand?
Pat Kennedy:
Both: <uproarious laughter>
tw: Income
Major John sez:
No matter how you slice it, you guys leave us in the dirt in dead voter participation. We can only hope that one day, we’ll be so worthy.
If it ever happens, we’ll party in New Orleans, natch.
At least when the dead vote here in New Orleans, they actually walk to the polling place instead of getting absentee ballots…
TW: Higher, much like a certain Kennedy…
That’s what y’all get for buryin’ ‘em above ground.