—Well, sorry to disappoint again, but as I told you last week, the little fella headed down to Houston a few days after Katrina hit to entertain the NOLA kiddies who’d been relocated to the Astrodome.  Since then, he’s joined up with the tri-state rescue efforts (after completing a accelerated life saving course in TX)—catching a ride down to Mississippi in the back of a Toyota pickup with a couple

Me: “So, did you hear that the Administration recalled FEMA director Michael Brown?” Long:  “Yeah?  Attaboy, Georgie!  Scapegoat some bureaucratic monkey, then have yourself a nice big plate of pipin’ hot jambalaya.  That’s just the way the ol’ Kingfish woulda done ‘er, too!” **** related:  FOXNews’ Major Garrett, who’s been a steady and honest reporter in a toxic “journalism” stew of hyperbolic, Shep Smith-style grandstanding, is reporting that, despite reports

“Uh, sir?  I’m afraid one of our Gibbons is still unaccounted for…” (h/t Craig C)

From UPI: Police from surrounding jurisdictions shut down several access points to one of the only ways out of New Orleans last week, effectively trapping victims of Hurricane Katrina in the flooded and devastated city. An eyewitness account from two San Francisco paramedics posted on an internet site for Emergency Medical Services specialists says, “Thousands of New Orleaners were prevented and prohibited from self-evacuating the city on foot.” “We shut

From The New York Times: As New Orleans descended into chaos last week and Louisiana’s governor asked for 40,000 soldiers, President Bush’s senior advisers debated whether the president should speed the arrival of active-duty troops by seizing control of the hurricane relief mission from the governor. For reasons of practicality and politics, officials at the Justice Department and the Pentagon, and then at the White House, decided not to urge

Revelations over “discrepencies” in Brown’s resume likely gave Bush an excuse to remove the beleagured head of the Federal Emergency Management Agency from national firestorm. Homeland Security Director Michael Chertoff will announce a new leader for on-the-ground Katrina relief efforts.

You know, when you stop to think about it, she’s really passing judgment on you…