—Well, sorry to disappoint again, but as I told you last week, the little fella headed down to Houston a few days after Katrina hit to entertain the NOLA kiddies who’d been relocated to the Astrodome. Since then, he’s joined up with the tri-state rescue efforts (after completing a accelerated life saving course in TX)—catching a ride down to Mississippi in the back of a Toyota pickup with a couple of pretty young Red Cross volunteers, grilling hotdogs and chicken breasts along the way on a small Weber grill the truck’s owner soldered to the truck’s bed and sleeping in a rolled up Van Halen concert tee tucked into one corner.
From what I understand, the Red Cross workers will be doing some vaccination work just outside Biloxi—whereas our little hard-shelled pal has been tasked with tracking down FOXNews’ Shepard Smith and beating him quite viciously about the shins and ankles with a piece of moldy driftwood.
May the Force be with the brave little bastard.
And once again the MSM has dropped the ball! This is THE STORY, And we have to hear about it on a blog.
It is a period of civil war. Rebel amphibians, striking from hidden bases, have won their first victory against the evil Shep. During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire’s ultimate weapon, the Smith, an armored anchor with enough hot air to destroy an entire story. Pursued by the Shep’ sinister agents, the little bastdard races to New Orleans aboard his Toyota pickup, custodian of the ankle biting plans that can save his people and restore freedom to the galaxy…
The question is, why haven’t you joined the little guy? Sending in sweet, innocent ‘dillos, but not willing to sign up yourself??!
ReliefEffortHAWK!
I believe the phrase is actually “May the FARCE be with you”. Oops there he is. Here kitty, kitty, kitty.
Go dillo, go dillo, go dillo!!
This may be an inappropriately unfunny comment, but thank you so much, Jeff. You have no idea how much I needed to find something like this today.
Dancing Dillos, Disease spreading Gibbons, and the image of Nancy Pelosi’s face on TV. Just too much for me to handle for one day Whew!!!!!!
Geez, Sinner…
I looked at your post and saw go dildo, go
But hell, my mind has been in the gutter since participating in the Most p0rnographic fundraiser EVER.
Definitely one for the gals. Ahem.
Since we could all use some Friday humor relief:
I gotta hand it to “Binky” from the earlier thread—all day long I’ve been chuckling over the mental image of JeffG as a monster-truck hobbyist. I envision a trucker cap (backwards), a gap-toothed shit-eating grin, a sleeveless plaid flannel shirt, a big belt buckle, and grease-blackened hands lovingly polishing 12-foot tall chrome-plated exhaust stacks. On the side of the truck, in flame letters, “PoMo Annihilator!” Nitro-fueled, natch.
I’m glad the ‘dillo is getting some road time in. Beats watching the Rockies and the D-backs stink it up.
I know you and the little guy have been on the outs a bit for the last month.
But he’ll be back – you’ve just gotta let him know that there’ll be some fresh sashimi waitin’…
Jeff and the ‘dillo on the outs? I hadn’t heard that, MC.
C’mon, Jeff, share…
Scott, the ‘dillo hasn’t been in the house for a month. Something happened. You can always tell when some kind of ‘road trip’ story starts up…
Gawd, don’t tell me Jeff’s guzzlin’ room temperature Guinness in the dark again…
Oh oh. Chad Tracy HR, D-backs 1-0.
Did he have to attend the diversity/sensitivity awareness courses?
Will we be treated to an on the scene interview?
I’m getting really tired of this legacy media tabloid stuff. We need someone to tell us the real story.
Man,
You guys hanging around this dead site are MISSING IT.
Check out this stimulating converation over at Jarvis’ place:
Jennifer,
I cannot tell you how much I enjoyed learning that you are a statistics major. NOW WE CAN GET SOME ANSWERS.
Assuming that I have 8 cops on video looting various Wal Marts, stealing shoes and helping others to loot (say, hundreds), and assuming I don’t have cameras all over New Orleans, but only at the Wal Marts, and assuming I have 27 new adherents to the Wisconsin Evangelical Lutheran Synod, please correlate the ratio of both:
a) the Wisconsin Evangelical Lutheran Synod effectiveness over 10 years in ensuring that new members are not also looting policemen (thus, giving us some insight into their “religious teachings†so that we may “judge the validity of their claimsâ€Â)
or
b) the effectiveness of the Police chief of New Orleans to hire honest cops.
Extra Points: Explain why New Orleans, given the explosive growth in the last 10 years of the population of Wisconsin Evangelical Lutheran Synod members, has so many murders per capita, almost exclusively among the black population, with blacks overhhelmingly being both the victims and the perpetrators.
Is it because there are so few blacks in Wisconsin?
I dare, NO, I PUBLICLY DARE, Jeff Goldstein to weave into any conversation on any public website a discussion of the statistical correlation between looting cops and th growth of the Wisconsin Lutheran Synod in New Orleans.
I, yes, I, the RIGHTNUMBERONE, can pull this off, but you, you, you, MINIONS ….. are MISSING IT, all to hear the latest travel plans of a FUCKING ARMADILLO.
Losers.
I used to spew at Shep, too, until he knocked over that silly bim with his car. To me, that’s a good amount of heft in the positive column.
Yeah. But he was in ‘Nam, man.
I don’t think taking a break from Katrina is going to be helpful for blood pressure levels.,
NOT with what is happening to the Flight 93 memorial
http://www.angelfire.com/ky/kentuckydan/CommitteesofCorrespondence/index.blog?entry_id=1081399
Once more
into the breach,
dear friends,
once more
You smell that?
Do you smell that?
Armadillo, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of armadillo in the monring.
You know, one time we rode the road, for twelve hours. When it was all over I got out.
The smell, you know that ARMADILLO smell, the whole road.
Smelled like… ARMADILLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO.
Someday this blog’s gonna end … someday, it will spell NUCULAR correct.
And then we leave it all to the Armadillo’s man.
All to the Armadillos.
“b) the effectiveness of the Police chief of New Orleans to hire honest cops.”
Fuck you, rno. In New Orleans we called it “Kwanzaa shopping.”
As a member of the WELS synod, I condemn you for your intemperate remarks. Fargan bastidge. Given that about 80% of our congregation there is now without housing, I’m sure they promptly went out to loot the assembly line of any local manufactured housing plants. Eh?
The first time I tried to post this, TW was wife, as in…do I have to say it?