Q: How many leftist Aussie newspaper editors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: What, were you raised in a barn?  How dare you say “screw.” Really.  Such bourgeois manners!  **** (h/t Bill INDC; more here)

(By rule of law, I’m allowed to take your) Devil Dogs Reese’s Pieces Tropical Fruit-flavored Starburst fruit chews (Sorry, but I’m willing to toast them, which increases their value. So technically, those are my) Pop-Tarts (tie) Nacho Cheese Doritos / my Twix bar Cheddar-flavored Goldfish Keep-Your-Filthy-10-Commandments-Out-of-My-Comfortable-Secular-Space- You-Crazy-Fundie Crunch (with caramel and peanut clusters) Pringles Shredded Wheat-n’-Constitution (with Raisins)

SCOTUSblog’s Lyle Denniston thinks that two of today’s Ten Commandment-related Supreme Court rulings, in his words, “could serve as an implied endorsement of such displays – in the right context.” In some ways, the outcome Monday for other government sites resembles the Court’s approach to the Christian nativity scene on government property: the religious nature of the manger scene can be neutralized, and thus made constitutionally accepted, if it is

Spent the morning doing light surveillance on a neighborhood couple whom I believe would, if properly instigated, burn the American Flag.  I base this suspicion on a number of factors, including a fanatical fidelity to recycling, and the Kerry-Edwards bumper sticker still adorning their red Saturn.  Plus, the guy wears sandals in the evening and on weekends. So far, neither of the two has desecrated a sacred symbol publicly —