me: “So, why did the apple cross the road…?” apple: me: “Give up? Because it’d been eaten by the chicken.” apple: me: “…who, y’know, then himself crossed the road, presumably…” apple: me: “…the chicken, that is.” apple: me: “Heh.” apple: me: “..You don’t get it, do you?” apple: “Oh, I get it. It’s figuring out how a dork like you managed to nab a mate and procreate that’s got me
June 15, 2005
June 15, 2005
“The yin and yang of intimate interpersonal relationships post, 13” (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)
yin: “You know what I find really sexy? Hands. Hands and forearms.” yang: “Me too. Just so long as they’re shaped like breasts and sport wristwatches that look just like Elle McPherson.”
June 15, 2005
Chimpy McHitlerburton’s smirky rodeo ride through history: Fight the Future
From UPI: A former Bush team member during his first administration is now voicing serious doubts about the collapse of the World Trade Center on 9-11. Former chief economist for the Department of Labor during President George W. Bush’s first term Morgan Reynolds comments that the official story about the collapse of the WTC is “bogus” and that it is more likely that a controlled demolition destroyed the Twin Towers
June 15, 2005
Follow-up: Autopsy reveals Terri Schiavo suffered from ‘irreversible’ brain injury
From MSNBC: In a victory for Michael Schiavo, a coroner who performed an autopsy on Terri Schiavo reported Wednesday that she suffered from an irreversible brain injury and would not have recovered as her parents insisted was possible. It also found no evidence that she was strangled or otherwise abused. “Her brain was profoundly atrophied,” Jon Thogmartin, medical examiner for Florida’s Pinellas-Pasco County, told a press conference. “There was massive