..So I need to clear some space.  And besides, advertising revenues are so far down lately that protein wisdom is running on the memory of money.  DVDs for sale:  $6.50 each, 2 for $12, 3 for $16; 10 for $50 (shipping included on all).  All in perfect shape.  Titles below the fold. 

Here.  Here‘s Martha these days.  And not surprisingly, it’s still all potpouri and nipples with that woman.

Today’s lunch: an 18-ounce tenderized veal cutlet, rolled in a mixture of 2 eggs (beaten), 4 tbsp melted butter, white pepper, and fresh oregano—pan-seared in chorizo fat and wrapped in 8 strips hickory smoked bacon.  With a raw red and green pepper medley. Let the pound-shedding begin!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Glenn Reynolds paid it $20 to watch it “shake that sweet little chicken ass for me, you nasty fowl bitch.”

One chicken was dead.  Its head was oddly twisted, stuck between the rusty wires of a knee-high fence.  Its eyes, such as they were, fixed on nothing.  The other chickens pranced by it occasionally, but they had long ago forgotten about the dead chicken.  They were still very much alive. ******** Normally, Jimmy would drive his full-size Dodge Ram at breakneck speed along Route 70, but today he had to