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9 Favorite snack foods enjoyed by recent Supreme Court ruling majorities

  1. (By rule of law, I’m allowed to take your) Devil Dogs
  2. Reese’s Pieces
  3. Tropical Fruit-flavored Starburst fruit chews
  4. (Sorry, but I’m willing to toast them, which increases their value. So technically, those are my) Pop-Tarts
  5. (tie) Nacho Cheese Doritos / my Twix bar
  6. Cheddar-flavored Goldfish
  7. Keep-Your-Filthy-10-Commandments-Out-of-My-Comfortable-Secular-Space- You-Crazy-Fundie Crunch (with caramel and peanut clusters)
  8. Pringles
  9. Shredded Wheat-n’-Constitution (with Raisins)

23 Replies to “9 Favorite snack foods enjoyed by recent Supreme Court ruling majorities”

  1. JWebb says:

    Open the floodgates for those attempting to “one-up” Jeff with a #10. Your attempts will be a mockery, but, you know, g’head.

  2. albo says:

    10. An ice-cold bottle of Mello Kelo.

  3. gail says:

    10. Snickers

  4. Carin says:

    Score bar.

  5. Joe says:

    10. Commandments Fudgecicle.

  6. harrison says:

    Cheezits ( Get your own.)

  7. Scott P says:

    Okay, I wasn’t going to add one but JWebb drove me to do it:

    #B.  Basic fairness Pipe-DreamSicle.

    Okay, now I feel better…

  8. Is this what they eat when they get the MMM (medical marijuana munchies)?

  9. SeanH says:

    Keep-Your-Filthy-10-Commandments-Out-of-My-Comfortable-Secular-Space- You-Crazy-Fundie Crunch (with caramel and peanut clusters)

    I like those too.

  10. Matt H. says:

    10.  Pot brownies.

  11. TallDave says:

    Sorry Jeff, I never did figure out where I got my 25 lbs of almonds from.

    I think it was here but I’m not 100%.

  12. Ian Wood says:

    A BFG-50.

    Oh, wait. 

    Snack foods.

    Right.

  13. Beck says:

    Ooh, good call Carin.  Score bars rule.

  14. Eric J says:

    This comment thread would be much more fun if the decision on Raich had come down differently.

    (Turing word: law)

  15. scootran says:

    11. The Emanation of a Penumbra.

    Slogan: “So tasty, it marks the progress of a Mmm-Mmm good society.”

    12. Lemon Bars

    Scalia says: “I hate them.”

    13. Establishment Bear Claws.

  16. McGehee says:

    Nine justices, nine snacks. Symmetrical. I shall leave well enough alone, for a change.

    Keep ‘em guessing.

  17. BKWillis says:

    Huh.  Personally, based on their rulings, I’d have thought their favorite would be Goo-Goo Clusterf*cks.

  18. The Borg says:

    10. Cuckoo Puffs! With Mad Cow Milk!

    Turing word “problem”

  19. shank says:

    There’s an Eggo waffle joke in there somewhere.

  20. Chrees says:

    Actually the majority decided it was OK for a city to confiscate your snacks since it’s for the public good, you know. Not just limited to Jeff’s #4.

  21. James says:

    Zero “Tolerance” Candy bars

  22. GaijinBiker says:

    Eminent Lo Mein

  23. Major John says:

    DoubleJeopardyStuff Oreos?

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