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Q:  What would Jesus do?

A: Evidently, take me off his blog roll.  For now.  Later?  FIRE AND BRIMSTONE, BABY!

Oh well.  At least I’m in good company…

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update:  BECAUSE OF THE HYPOCRISY!

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update 2:  Normally, I’m a Guinness guy. But under the circumstances?  Let’s do red wine…*

91 Replies to “Q:  What would Jesus do?”

  1. bigbooner says:

    Looks like he took his football and he’s heading home. That ought to show you.

  2. norbizness says:

    He said “seminal.” Huh huh.

    P.S. “Get a 20% Cash Bonus and a 2005 Hot Bikini Calendar!” For love of God and country, of course.

  3. WindRider95 says:

    Jeff,

    That’s great news!  You don’t want to be associated with morons like HP…but it does beg the question:  ‘does HP’s head hurt worse when the moon is full?’

  4. Ana says:

    Who’s the APOSTATE OF HELL now?

  5. Alpha Baboon says:

    The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.

    -Friedrich Nietzsche

  6. gail says:

    Milquetoast……mmmmmmm.

  7. Ana says:

    Alpha–And here I was thinking it was pool halls and dancing.

  8. WindRider95 says:

    A serious post from AB???

    spamword:  took…’who took the Baboon Savant’s place?’

  9. gail says:

    TROBLE, with a capital T and that rhymes with P and that stands for parochialism….

  10. Alpha Baboon says:

    Hey, I consider myself a Renaissance Baboon.

    And to quote A Fish Called Wanda;

    Otto: ..but Apes dont read philosophy !

    Wanda: Yes..Yes they do, Otto.. They just dont understand it !

  11. gail says:

    Trouble typing trouble

  12. gail says:

    I’d like to see you in a ruff AB.

    Too bad I don’t have Photoshop.

  13. ugh, gail, you beat me to the milquetoast. fortunately i’ve already had breakfast. and i couldn’t find a definition for troble.

  14. gail says:

    A troble is an obese tribble.

  15. ah, the urban dictionary had failed me. downer

  16. WindRider95 says:

    ‘A Renaissance Baboon.’

    Indeed.  Truly the Da Vinci of the simian set…

  17. Hey – you’re on fucking notice.  You disagree with me one more time and you’re going in my trash can too!  I demand FULL COMPLIANCE!

  18. did some looking, he comes with his own ruff.

    “Nearly one-half the size of adult males, females lack the male’s ruff (long hairs around the neck), but otherwise they are similar in appearance”

  19. Alpha Baboon says:

    ..not to mention tights and a codpiece.. and a sword of course..

    MERCUTIO

    And but one word with one of us? couple it with

    something; make it a word and a blow.

    TYBALT

    You shall find me apt enough to that, sir, an you

    will give me occasion.

  20. gail says:

    Very stylish, I must say.

  21. Ana says:

    Alpha, did you make that up? ‘Cause it sounds kinda, y’know.

  22. Hubris says:

    Wow, this inspired some reflection on my part.  Since protein wisdom is on my blog roll, I’d better go through all the archives and make sure I agree with everything posted here.  I’ll inform you of the outcome of my investigation (it might take a few days).

  23. Ana says:

    Bonobo-ish.

  24. gail says:

    As to the drink of choice for eternal damnation? Absinthe, of course.

  25. gail says:

    MERCUTIO

    And but one word with one of us? couple it with

    something; make it a word and a blow.

    TYBALT

    You shall find me apt enough to that, sir, an you

    will give me occasion.

    Between this and the sonnets, what more proof do we need that Shakespeare was gay?

  26. gail says:

    NY POST, BREAKING:

    “MERCUTIO TO TYBALT: BLOW ME.”

    Spamword, months, as in “I could go on like this for months.”

  27. Alpha Baboon says:

    I confess… Sir Francis Bacon didnt write Shakespeare’s plays.. it was I.. The Baboon Savant.. but in those unenlightened, less than inclusive times, Baboon plays werent well received.. so I paid a small time local actor 5 quid a month to publish under his name. I plan on publishing a few more under my own name now that the secret is out… I think Samson & Benvolio, A Gay Love Tragedy, would go over well…

  28. gail says:

    Sir Francis Bacon died stuffing snow in a chicken.

  29. Matt says:

    This Schiavo thing is going to cause the Great Technorati Reshuffle of 2005.

    Seriously though, Jeff can be a nasty sumbitch at times, and he does use the word “cock” more than is healthy, but Cox and Forkum? That’s like delinking Family Circus.

  30. Sir Francis Bacon died stuffing snow in a chicken

    i suppose it’s better than syphyllis. (stock music history test answer)

  31. Alpha Baboon says:

    I knew him.. he was stuffing that chicken alright but it wasnt with snow.

  32. gail says:

    Cox and Forkum uses the word Cox more than is healthy.

  33. Pappy says:

    I wonder how many took their football and went home, without saying anything.

  34. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Plenty, I’m sure.

  35. gail says:

    Not to mention Forkum

  36. tachyonshuggy says:

    nothing says “Junior High Slam Book” like announcing who’s off your blogroll and why.

    BTW I am no longer friends with Susan McDonald because she frenched my friend James and lied about it to me.

  37. Alpha Baboon says:

    Indeed.  Truly the Da Vinci of the simian set…

    Aye.. and I was Grand Master de Le Prieure de Sion de Babouin also… my ancestors can be traced directly to the Merovingian Baboon bloodline that sailed on L’ark de Noah.

  38. mojo says:

    Wanda: The central theme of Buddhism is not “every man for himself”…

  39. Lyndsey says:

    hundredpercenter kind of sucks at the whole love thy neighbor as thyself life we’re told to live. people like this make believers in general look bad.

  40. SarahW says:

    I’ve never seen Goldstein’s naked disregard; I hear it’s hot stuff, though.

  41. Lyndsey says:

    hundredpercenter must be reaping what he has sown…can’t get in to post a comment!

  42. Alpha Baboon says:

    Otto: It’s K-K-K-Ken, c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me! How are you going to c-c-c-catch me, K-K-K-Ken?

  43. If we only linked to those who agreed with us on every single subject, we wouldn’t need blogrolls, would we?

  44. Salt Lick says:

    I don’t mean to validate HundredPercenter, Jeff, but his site _does_ offer better games than yours.

  45. Shinobi says:

    Jeff, if you weren’t already on my blogroll I’d put you on it just to piss this guy off.

  46. noisy ghost says:

    I hate to get flamed here, but he’s got a right to reshuffle his blog roll over such an important issue.

    Jeff, I think you are wrong about the Schiavo situation and wish you would look at it from a disabled rights versus euthanasia perspective. 

    I have no plans to remove you from my blogroll, however, so turn off that oven and put down the razor blade.

  47. Jeff Goldstein says:

    I didn’t say he doesn’t have a right.  But his public announcement strikes me as a bit humorous.

    As for Schiavo, I’ve said on numerous occasions now that were she my daughter, I’d be storming the hospice with a bottle of Gatorade and a box of donuts.  I’d force the cops to shoot me or hit me with a taser gun, if only to draw more sympathy to my cause.  But in doing so, I’d be aware that I’m breaking the law, which ruled, you’ll remember, in favor of Terri—that is, it purported to rule on her wishes, based on a review of the evidence and testimony.

  48. HotCuppaTea says:

    Memo to Self

    1. Start that blog you have been meaning to write.

    2. Establish links with blogs-of-evil and blogs-of-milquetoast.

    3. Set up garbage can with scummy illustrations.  Remember to use those tomatoes that are rotting in the fridge so as not to waste them.

    4. Dump the evil ones into can to make it scummier.

    5. Threaten milquey ones with imminent dumping if they don’t shape up.

    6. Repeat until world is a better place.

    HCT

  49. Hubris says:

    Hey, what’s up with young Austin?  Maybe he actually was a little bastard.  I’m burning my “Free Austin” T-shirt.  And my Cat Stevens records.

  50. Carin says:

    I guess there is the benefit to being on very few blog rolls.

  51. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Austin’s way of saying “thank you” for all the traffic I drove his way. 

    WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME LATELY, JEW BOY?

  52. Austin says:

    Very grown up Jeff. Clearly you are Pro-Terri and I see this now. I simply copy and pasted HundredPercenter’s list and put it on my site. I have added my own comment next to your site and hopefully HundredPercenter will notice this. As for your comment on my site, absolutely inappropriate.

  53. Diana says:

    Q: What would Goldstein do?

    A: Punt!

    … because, Jeff, you can be such an unreasonable, yet somehow endearing, bastard at times.

  54. another jew boy says:

    Among my people no favor given (requested or not) is so small that it can’t justify a demand of fealty.

  55. Jeff Goldstein says:

    I’m not sure it’s a demanding of fealty to expect of someone who you’ve championed in the past not to call you, essentially, a soulless murderer who hates life.

    Of course, I was commenting tongue in cheek.  Because I find the whole thing more amusing than anything else.

  56. Hubris says:

    Austin,

    Here’s a grown-up question for you:  Could you provide support for your description of the delinked bloggers as people “who really could care less about saving an innocent womans life”?  That doesn’t seem like a very accurate representation of their positions.

  57. Matt Moore says:

    A seminal moment in American history? Jesus Christ on crutches he’s overreacting.

  58. Austin says:

    Jeff,

    I would like to apologize for making that post altogether. I am deleting the whole thing as we speak. I’d hate to lose a blog friend over something so stupid.

    Sorry again,

    Austin

  59. Gee, I can’t get linked, let alone de-linked by anyone.  I really do suck.

  60. HA HA! Join the club!!

  61. spongeworthy says:

    Geez, Austin, don’t back down now! That’s just what he wants you to do.

    And there’s no friends in this dirty place we call Blogtown, just momentary allies. Associates of convenience.

  62. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Like prison gay, almost.

  63. another jew boy says:

    Thhere’s a missing post Jeff. It ended in “…good day!” Yours? Or a spoof?

  64. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Well, you and I cross-posted, so I edited it to answer you.  I emailed Austin personally.

  65. BLT in CO says:

    Stalin was right on some things, apparently.

    “The death of one man is a tragedy. The death of millions is a statistic.”

    One death, so much ill will generated.

    Wow.  Just, wow.

  66. Defense Guy says:

    Your failure to come down on the correct side of the Schiavo case just proves that you care more for Jeff-Gannons-Gay-Cock-of-Death values than you do for Jesus.

    Sincerely,

    The American Taliban

    PS – Shakespear might have been gay but at least he wasn’t married.

  67. another jew boy says:

    Care to repost it? For you know – texture? I mean if I was prescient that’d be kinda cool. For me. Also, glad you and Austin are talking

  68. jeremy in NYC says:

    “Among my people no favor given (requested or not) is so small that it can’t justify a demand of fealty.”

    ALL YOUR FEALTY ARE BELONG TO US.

    Seriously, WTF?

  69. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Another Jew Boy —

    Wish I could, but I edited it.  It said something like, “I thought my comments were quite appropriate.  I helped you out, and you uncritically took a dump on me.”

    Blah blah. 

    I ended it with, “Good day, sir.

    “I said good <i>day.”

  70. norbizness says:

    Kirk van Houten: So, that’s it? After 20 years, it’s “So long, good luck”?

    Executive: I don’t recall saying “Good luck.”

  71. Allah says:

    I’ve done the ‘roll-prune myself in the past so I’m a hypocrite for knocking HP, but this is lame.  I like his blog and respect his strong feelings about Schiavo (which I mostly share), but are there any gestures in life more pathetically feeble than the spiteful delinking?  I’ve got links on my site right now that I’d just as soon not have there but I won’t take them off because I don’t want to wake up sweating in the middle of the night and wonder: “Am I living my emotional life through my blogroll? How did it come to this?

    Free Goldstein and the HP Eight!

  72. Shinobi says:

    Oh man, jeff I think you are better off without being on this person’s blogroll.  What an Asshat (to use another commentor’s word).

  73. noisy ghost says:

    Jeff said:

    I didn’t say he doesn’t have a right.  But his public announcement strikes me as a bit humorous.

    Okay, his announcement was a wee bit asshattish.  I guess he’s not as addicted to gay porn cock as I am.

  74. Hoodlumman says:

    Shinobi,

    Asshat is public domain.  I’ve been calling coworkers that for years.

  75. Hoodlumman says:

    And Jeff, I’m gonna blogroll you twice… to make up for all the asshattery going on.

    Yes, it’s public domain, too.

  76. Jeff,

    I’m a Christer, Jesuslander, Jesus freak, conservative Christian, theocrat or whatever the current term is and you’re staying on my blogroll from now until I stop doing this or that crucified Jew returns, whichever comes first.

  77. HP sounds like he’s with the Judean People’s Front, and he will brook no dissent!  Even so, damn blogrolls.  Nothing good ever comes from them.  That’s why I’ve never had one.

    Say, anybody got any Final Four tickets?

    Turing word: “happened”.  It’s a sign I tell you!

  78. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Thanks, Christopher!

  79. Shinobi says:

    WEEEEE!!!!  ::dances around singing:: Asshat! ASShat! AssHAT!!!

  80. JWebb says:

    Please notice that Jeff has delinked everyone. One does not fuck around with Protein Goldstein. . .

  81. NF says:

    I wish he would link me, so I could ask him to unlink me.

  82. WWHD – What Would Homer Do? (Or should that be Do’h?)

    Well, I have broken with my longstanding tradition and just added a special “Undelinked” blogroll to put you on it.  Hah!

    Turing word: “corner”, It’s another sign I tell you!  But whether it is because it is so close to “coroner” or because “Turing” is so close to “turning” remains somewhat unclear.

  83. JD says:

    HP sounds like he’s with the Judean People’s Front, and he will brook no dissent!

    To me, Goldstein appears to be an upstanding member of the People’s Front for Judea, and he will dissent no brook.  And he will eat no pie before its time.

    That was the first (and probably last) time I will have ever heard or seen of “HundredPercenter.” He can go down to Pinellas Park and have a Hundred Percent Circle Jerk with Randall Terry and the boys, AFAIC.

  84. I have nothing to add, but it was such a great Turing word I had to post something.

    Turing Word: class.

  85. SeanH says:

    HP sounds like he’s with the Judean People’s Front, and he will brook no dissent!

    I thought he was the Judean Popular People’s Front.  Splitter.

  86. gail says:

    What Would Homer Do? Nod.

  87. Jeffff….ohhh….BetteAnne called you a “Bozo!”…OH SNAP!

    Also…Did not know that was Jesus’s blog. I would think he would let me know these things…us being so close and all.

    I’m kinda hurt.

  88. Patton says:

    Oh, the outraged certainty! 

    I (still) see nothing here about which to be so certain, perhaps most importantly, what’s actually in Terri’s best wishes.

    As a result, outraged pomp and chest puffing seems out of place on HP’s part and elsewhere. I find myself wishing he’d put me on his blogroll, and then harumphingly remove me. I’d be in pretty good company.

    OK, all that said, and not because it would do any good at all, I’ll give you a second entry on my blogroll, just to ease what I’m sure is the pain of your loss, Jeff.

  89. SondraK says:

    Let me out of High School….

    PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  90. I don’t know what’s funnier, that he’s removing folks from his blogroll (buddy list?) because they disagree with them or that he makes a whole post about the fact that he’s removing them.

    I was one of the first to get “called out” for my views, he said something to the effect of “Cheese and Crackers commits blog suicide; get ready for a Kos link!”

    Yeah, if only. Koslink would be even BETTER than an Instalanche. (Kosalanche?)

    At least I’m in esteemed company with William F Buckley and Barney Frank and I stand by my convictions instead of saying what people want you to hear. Ahem. Ahem.

    Is it just me, or does HP get his kicks from bashing conservatives?

    Reminds me of my little brother. “You won’t play with me so I’m not your friend anymore!” He’s 8, what’s your excuse?

  91. Eric says:

    The Terri Shiavo case is so confused its almost impossible for us, as spectators, to make an informed rational opinion on the matter.  My take is that the judge should have ordered that all relevant tests be performed on Terri, and gathered as much medical evidence as possible, before making his decision.  Another thing that still bugs me; why has there been no serious discussion of the parents asking for custody?  I’m still a little confused by that.

    And to complicate matters further, Jessie Jackson is with the parents, so now I’m worried they are actually money grubbing scumbags trying to milk America’s conscience for every penny. 

    In general, I say it’s better to err on the side of life.  However, if she really is a vegetable, and its decided to let her body die, I say put her out with a butt-load of morphine. Just in case.  THis letting her starve to death crap is cowardly and cruel.

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