Got a Hoosiers DVD I’m looking to divest myself of. Like new. First $5 takes it. Drop a note in the comments section or email me.
update: Until the DVD is gone, try to hold off commenting on this post; I don’t want anyone who might be interested in the movie to miss about because they see a comment and assume the DVD has already been claimed.
To those of you whose comments this affects, I’ll re-open them once the DVD has been claimed.
Hopper: Fuck Whiskey ! I want Pabst Blue Ribbon!
Sure, I’ll do it…March Madness and all. I’ve never seen it all the way through, and I could never figure out what Isabella Rosselini was doing in Indiana in the first place…and how could Hopper’s character pay attentiont to the game when he was sucking down all that gas?
Cool. Just send my your address and I’ll mail it off tomorrow. Then you can just PayPal me when you get a minute, or send me a check or cash or what have you.
Best,
Jeff
Jeff, thanks for re-opening the commments, because I just can’t get enough of CraigC and Alpha Baboon.
Thanks Uncle Louis.. uhh.. I mean ”ultraloser”.. the ten spot is in the mail.. Remember, not a word of this to anyone..
sar·casm Pronunciation Key (särkzm)
n.
1. A cutting, often ironic remark intended to wound.
2. A form of wit that is marked by the use of sarcastic language and is intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule.
Keep that ten spot to buy a clue.
Don’t you think he was being sarcastic, too?
Whatever dude.. I thought you were taking your ball and going home.. Something about only reading and snorting snot bubbles or something like that..
I’m glad you responded, AB, because Mr. Webb has been studiously ignoring me for some time now.
Even though I’ve blown smoke up his dress on numerous occasions.
Craig: You crazy bastard!
Dylan: [as Mr. Jones] I think you mean crazy bitch.
Craig: Was it the eggs?
Dylan: No, it wasn’t the eggs.
Craig: Was it the boat?
Dylan: No, it wasn’t the boat.
Craig: Was it the Craig?
Dylan: It might have been the Craig.
Craig: It was the Craig… The Craig!
[Craig falls into the water]
AB – Point taken. But the master of Protein Wisdom, said “don’t you DARE” . . .
Lest we forget the Prime Directive: We are here to amuse Jeff.
Let’s win one more for the Giver.
True.. He did say that..I heard it with my own eyes.
Well then perhaps a truce is in order before things spin out and we’re no longer ‘amusing’.. This group is way more entertaining when theyre laughing together than when theyre at each others throats..
Truce?
And CraigC: How can you forget all the good times we had together? The Jimmy Webb boondoggle? The speckled acid? Janis Joplin for cryin-out-loud?
I love ya, man! I wasn’t ignoring you!
(unless yours was one of the comments that went over eight lines—in which case, nothing personal, friend; I have ADD)
I just love it when you do that, you PUNdit you.
That’s PUNditiot to you, ma’am.
AB – I’m in.
Craig?
I’m in.. There’s a good chemistry here..Hey, do you guys think Monty Python ever got pissed with each other? Like did John Cleese over kick Terry Gilliam’s ass or vice versa ?
Nice job, AB. May I call you Jake?
Craig?
Craig knows I love him, I have one of his stories up on my website.
Sorry, I didn’t do it right. Ahem . . .
(is this thing on?) pop-Pop-POP!
CRAIG? Is there a CRAIGC in the house?!
We need you, man.
Sure.. Jake or any of the dozen other AKAs I use..
or hell, make up new ones.. I’m leaning toward ‘Baboon Savant’ right now..
Nah, I like you for who you are, whoever that is.
Sorry guys. Been watching tv. But I’m feeling all verklempt, now. Talk amongst yourselves. Here’s a topic: The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy nor Roman. Discuss.