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YAY!!! To Jeff!! Tell me you’re getting paid????
Hah! Brilliant!
Money?
What money?
We’re all aware that what Jeff demands is PIE!
And I do believe that particular pie pictured is pecan. All the freakin’ pecan pie you can stuff down that Jewish piehole.
Pictures of pecan pie and a blonde with big juggs. Dude, this blog rocks!
Turing word is “can” as in–
That blonde chick has humongous cans.
WooHoooo! Most excellent and awesome news.
Hey, Jeff, can you get me Larry Pratt’s autograph?
Maybe you can get Stuckey’s as a sponsor.
Chico’s Bail Bonds.
Make mine apple. With vanilla ice cream.
Oh, wait, this isn’t about me? :-o
Rightalk Radio: Employer of Jeff Goldstein.
Rightalk Radio: Former employer of Jeff Gannon’s GAY PORN COCK OF LIES.
ADD IT UP, PEOPLE.
Turing word: “paid” as in “paid ReTHUGliKKKan Rove thug.”
I finally figured out how the turing word algorithm selects the words to use, by the way.
So thuggish I had to include the word twice, in fact.
And why is everybody named Jeff?
Everybody except me, that is.
Congratulations, Jeff! Now you’ll be “star of radio AND screen.” [computer screen]
Finally! The “Computer Audio Bleg” of 1/26/05 (mirrored by INDC) is explained.
At long last, the GAY PORN COCK OF LIES will be exposed to the entire world. As that randy wench Martha might say, it’s a good thing.
WooooHooooo!! (Yes. Damn it. DOUBLE PUNCTUATION.)
Way to go Benevolent Overlord.
All Hail Jeff.
Hail.
Hail.
(Stop throwing hail at Jeff, Craig. Just say it. Say it.)
Woo Hoo.
Here’s an extra exclamation point so Ana doesn’t get ahead of me!
What did I miss, Ana? (I’m a little slow.)
Ha. Keyword “very”
Some things I need to know:
Are we expected to shriek like we’re at a Beetles concert when we hear his voice?
Has someone arranged for groupies?
Does he have a reliable Hydrocodone source?
Who is checking into a nickname. You know, like “The Godfather.”
Will there be a tour with Sean Hannity?
Is there a catchy jingle?
Not a thing, Craig. It’s just all the excitement has me commenting like a ninny.
I for one can’t wait (if this is a real gig) to hear your voice….
Gail,
! x INFINITY.
Congratulations and WOOHOO to Bill as well, since I can’t comment on his site from my laptop because Typekey hates me.
Me either, goy Girl. I’m so excited. I’ll bet it’s a combination of a Mohel’s voice and the sound of pecan pie cooling on the window sill.
Man o’Manochevitz …
with Bill’s ability to get interviews with A-listers like Bob Schieffer and your willingness to say “GAY COCK PORN”
… Bob Schieffer’s views on GAY COCK PORN will be made known for posterity.
Yeah, right. Great news.
Now, where did that luscious Say Anything blonde babe with the incredible slightly sweat-stained rack cleavage above the Dusty Girl advert come from? Is she the Citizen Journalist Report moderator? Where do I contribute?
Join the crowd, J-Dubs.
HA! Keyword, “full,” as in, “My, you are a strapping young lady.”
Bonus points for naming the character who spoke those words.
So, are you and Bill going to be the new “Morning Zoo Crew,” and if so, can you hook me up with some Foghat tickets?
I can hear it now…
Bill: Call in now! The 15th caller gets…
Jeff (interrupting): GAY COCK PORN.
Bill: (sighs) Tell me again why I signed on for this gig?
Jeff: BECAUSE OF THE HYPOCRISY!
Bill: Right! The HYPOCRISY!
Jeff: and the GAY COCK PORN.
Bill: Can I go back to my blog and my moonbat documenting now?
Catchy taglines:
SMELL THE FREEDOM
WARD CHURCHILL DON’T WORK HERE
DEMAND PIE, AMERICA
I’ll listen – sa long as you do not have a voice like Gilbert Gottfried. That would be a bit annoying.
Can you imagine that voice when saying “GAY PORN COCK” or “IT’S ABOUT THE HYPOCRISY!” Nope, might as well keep shouting out “AFLAC!”
Jeff, I can do a passable Gilbert Gottfried imitation if you want any sound bites to punctuate the show.
‘Cause nothing would be funnier than punctuating some moonbat caller’s rant about whatever, with a Gilbert Gottfried soundalike shrieking, “BECAUSE OF THE HYPOCRISY!!!”
(Spam word: “special”—as in, “Isn’t that…?”)
“Bill and Jeff’s Excellent Adventures in Radioland”
…or “The Raspberry Chronicles”
Congratulations! Hey, if you need someone to play the part of Billy Jack on your show I’m so there.. I can speak several Fake Indian Dialects and hold several fake blackbelts in several fake styles of martial arts.. If need be I could even come up with my own fake indians hat.. If youre interested have your people call my people.. we’ll do lunch.
-Billy Baboon
Thanks JWEBB for pointing out the sweatstain in the blond babe’s cleavage.. Now the idea of burying my face in her cleavage is about as attractive as burying my face in some construction worker’s armpit… Oh well.. sour grapes.. Theyre probably fake anyway.. only silicone sweats like that..(as it cures).
I like brunettes better anyway.. or redheads.
The Dusty girl still has a chance with me..
Ghost in the Machine AI word: evidence
As in: Her disgusting sweat stain is evidence of her poor bodily hygiene.
Mmm. Pecan pie.
I second that.. mmmm Pecan pie.. think I’ll go to Mc D’s and pick up a few Sausage McMuffins with Egg then swing by Costco for one of their excellent Pecan Pies.. Then I’ll eat it all with my fingers and toes just like Michael Moore.
Now thats how to enjoy a leisurely Sunday morning.
I believe we are witnessing the birth of the GAY PORN COCK OF TRUTH. Not to be confused with that other, lying cock.
DEMAND BETTER PIE !
UP THE HYPOCRISY !
NO PIE FOR OIL !
All Hail Jeff !! (I’m not getting Ana mad at me, Craig. Not when she gets like this …)
Well, I spent this lovely Sunday morning with the church choir singing the Faure Requiem. It’s thanks to my experiences here that when I listened to the exquisite soprano solo, Pie Jesu, I kept thinking “Citizen Journalists Demand Pie Jesu.”
Jesus Pie.
With some punctuation that could be an oath. As opposed to what it is now: new-fangled communion.
Gail is a Catholic choir girl.
That just needed to be made really clear.
Okay. Now the questions about the pleated skirt and the knee socks can begin.
Folks, that’s not a sweat stain. It’s a little heart. Look closely. (I certainly enjoyed looking closely.)
Yay. This should be the best show ever.
Jesus Pie and Jesus Juice….out of a pepsi can….mmmmmm.
Will you be able to curse on your show?
I suspect a bit might slip through the cracks. Then we’ll be canned.
Do you have any pre-written bits planned?
Not yet. But I’m a notorious procrastinater.
Are you doing this in a studio? Is Bill gonna be with you?
Do you have a theme song yet?
We have some generic theme music, but I’m hoping to last long enough that we can put together a theme song.
And we’ll be doing this by remote mix.
Just borrow the theme from a TV show … you know, Gilligan’s Island or Batman.
Just sit right back and you’ll hear the news
The MSM don’t see fit to print
You won’t hear this from CBS
Not even the tiniest hint…
No.. no.. use the Kenya Lions Song..
“Where can ya find Porn Cock..
Only at Jeff’s Show..
Only at Jeff’s show we have Porn Cock..
Jeff’s show..Oh..Jeff’s show..
8 inches circumcised
Gay Porn Cock of Lies..”
(repeat ad nauseum)
It has that snappy tune that will have all of Denver rush hour singing along.. Imagine a quarter million people creeping down the freeway, windows open, singing about Porn Cock of Lies.. It’d be a beautiful thing…
-AB
By Jesu, Pecan Pie looks nothing like my flesh !!
I can live with the little white wafers even though I’m actually quite a bit browner (I’m an Israeli Jew for Christ’s sake).. but Pecan Pie makes me look like some sort of Leper or something , and who wants to eat of the flesh of a leper ??? Let’s just both forget this pecan pie issue ever came up and I wont have to mention it to Pop.. and he wont have to rain fire and brimstone on your heathen asses.. mmkayy ?
Wow, Jeff, you really do attract some big names!
Jeff B: Alright. The bosom-sweat stain resembles a heart! How special is that?
I have a heart on for her, too.
Oh, hey.. If you do decide to use the Kenya tune for your theme song, your internet site could include some animated Weebls Gay Porn Cock of Lies dancers.. and the whole bit about pissing on (S)Norway would make more sense.. Just a thought.
three-letter turing word filled with angst: job.
Jobs have so little to do with what’s really meaningful….
My turing word is “answer”: You said it babe.
Nice, hope your radio show does really rather well.