Capsule review: Two thumbs up, one schlong down. But lay off the hippies, willya Jim? They spook easy. And we suburban types need to buy our weed from somebody.

Speaking of university presidents in need of a good, thorough sterilization, here (via Reason) is Florida State University president T.K. Wetherell in an email letter protesting a proposed bill that would limit the power of universities’ boards of trustees: “Congradulations you have just reinstituted the old Board of Regents […] Where are the strong rolls of the University Boards of Trustees??? Under this arrangement their main roll would be to

So, is Bush’s speech to the Radio and Television Correspondents’ Association dinner taking shape as the latest DNC/Katie Couric-driven faux outrage? — a feeble-wristed follow-up to the Donk’s prematurely moribund affaire d’Clarke? Because I just turned on “The View” expecting to hear Joy Behar kvetching about her vagina but was instead greeted by a lot of yentastic hand-wringing about Evil Georgie’s having sent freshfacedyoungmenandwomen off to the Babylonian slaughter —

10.  Phone numbers from hot ex-Deaniacs “willing to ride the K-train.” 9.  &nbspRichard Clarke’s soul 8.   Sierra Club “Save Our Planet” keyring (with keys to 5 houses, 6 SUVs, 3 SeaDoos, and a luxury Winnebago) 7.   Nude photos of Susan Sarandon (laminated). Nude photos of Janeane Garofalo (re-touched w/ ballpoint pen to add blouse, shoes). 6.   Altoids (for Teddy Kennedy. In a pinch. Cause, y’know, he likes his scotch…) 5.   A signed copy of Coming Home

“Yeah? Well tell your science to shut up…!”

Do me a favor: read the last couple paragraphs of this post, then go read this and this. Then get your ass back here and buy me a $15 hooker. Christ: Josh Marshall has become as predictable as my morning dump. [Related and related and related and related and related and related and related and Lileks]