Overheard in the men’s room immediately following a Fort Lauderdale fundraiser, at which the Junior Senator from Massachusetts waxed internationalist: Campaign Strategist: “Gee, Senator, I don’t know. I mean, all that stuff about having the tacit support of a bunch of foreign leaders? And then not even naming any of them? That might have been a bit much…” Kerry: “Well, there’s Jacques, of course. And Gerhard. And that little Korean

Great news, this. Although I suppose this means I can’t get away with suing Peter Jackson for damages the next time I’m arrested bitch slapping some newly-outed nerd who insists on slipping the word “hobbit” into every third sentence. Count your blessings, wizardhumper.

For about an hour Friday night, [Harvard] Undergraduate Council President Matthew W. Mahan

From ABC News comes this sad bit of news: A body found in East River may be that of writer / performer Spalding Gray. The body was so badly decomposed that the face was unrecognizable. Police reportedly could only say for certain is that the deceased was a white man. The only piece of clothing that could be identified was a pair of black corduroy pants. When Gray disappeared January

No, the joke is not that it’s possessed (which is more common than you might think — and I have several thigh scars from a particulary evil can of Mountain Dew to prove it), but rather that it’s already received 14 bids! Not that I’m telling anybody how to spend his or her disposable income, mind you. But were I to consider dropping more than a ten spot on Coke,