Well, it’s a lot easier to fight than a loose alliance of blood-drenched Jihadists, ain’t it? And less likely to go boom. Which I’m told is a big selling point with some Europeans.

I was really looking forward to making myself a nice Spanish omelet this morning, but, y’know, fuck that noise… TORTILLA ESPANOLA (SPANISH OMELET) Ingredients ——– ———— ——————————– 4 tb Olive oil 2 lg Onions — peeled & cut -into thin slices 2 lb Potatoes, peeled & cut -into thin slices 6 Eggs Salt — to taste Pepper — to taste NOTE: In Spain, a tortilla isn’t the cornmeal flat bread

Above: Frightened Spanish voters on Sunday wonder, “Is this where we go to surrender, por favor?” Not pictured: Jihadists celebrate with sweet tea, figs. [Update: if you’re here because this self-satisfied Kerry lapdog thinks he’s sniffed out an “anti-Spanish ethnic joke” and sent you over to fight-the-hate™, you’ll no doubt be disappointed with what you find. Unless you believe along with him that the use of a Spanish phrase by