For about an hour Friday night, [Harvard] Undergraduate Council President Matthew W. Mahan

2 Replies to “Crimson sounds about right, sure.”

1. andy says:

   March 8, 2004 at 9:33 pm

   Orgasms from handshakes?

   Crikey, forget other people, I’d be pleased to meet myself over and over again.

2. mat says:

   March 9, 2004 at 2:17 pm

   I seem to recall once when I was a freshman, while “hypnotized” by some sombrero-wearing Mexican muchacho named Jose Cuervo, I did a rather lurid strip tease on the girl’s floor of my dorm at Indiana U. I didn’t go on to become class president after I entertained that entire floor of hotties with my Chippendales act, but once the word got out that I really was a “big” man on campus, the girls at the Alpha Phi house tripped over each other to invite me to their pledge dance.

   It’s good to see those snotty dorks at Haw-vawd can get as stupid as we SAT-challenged, state school losers. Of course, when I was 18 I would have thought “analogous” was the Latin word for poop, so maybe those Ivy Leaguers really are better than us, eh?

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