10.  Phone numbers from hot ex-Deaniacs “willing to ride the K-train.” 9.  &nbspRichard Clarke’s soul 8.   Sierra Club “Save Our Planet” keyring (with keys to 5 houses, 6 SUVs, 3 SeaDoos, and a luxury Winnebago) 7.   Nude photos of Susan Sarandon (laminated). Nude photos of Janeane Garofalo (re-touched w/ ballpoint pen to add blouse, shoes). 6.   Altoids (for Teddy Kennedy. In a pinch. Cause, y’know, he likes his scotch…) 5.   A signed copy of Coming Home

“Yeah? Well tell your science to shut up…!”

Do me a favor: read the last couple paragraphs of this post, then go read this and this. Then get your ass back here and buy me a $15 hooker. Christ: Josh Marshall has become as predictable as my morning dump. [Related and related and related and related and related and related and related and Lileks]

At Duke, they like their anthropology served up with a heaping bowl of paranoid nutflakes and a slice or two of hot-buttered leftist boilerplate. Oh, and grits. Those people do love their grits.

Here: “Kerry Helps Struggling Longshoreman Load Heavy Fish Crates” and other unlikely headlines. File under: Another failure in our ill-advised war on terror. [via Vodkapundit].

Great. Turns out there’s a 2-in-3 chance I’m going to Hell. But at least it’s a dry heat. Stupid Ten Commandments. [via World Wide Rant]

Cato senior fellow Alan Reynolds writes, As I feared last August, the European Union just shoved its grasping hand deep into the pockets of a leading American firm — Microsoft — while also attempting to dictate the features of Windows and expropriate intellectual property rights of its creators. Well, they are socialists. Microsoft is to be fined about $600 million, which is essentially a foreign tax on the primarily American

Just got my latest batch of DVDs in the mail — among them, Anchor Bay’s 2-disc Commemorative Edition of the Sam Peckinpah swan song, The Osterman Weekend; and 21 Grams, starring Sean Penn. And that’s not the only Penn movie I own. So, uh, those of you who’ve been quick to label me a “right winger”? — I’d say you owe me an apology. Just because. Go on, I’ll wait.

Valerie Perrine owes this guy a hummer… Well, somebody does.

Overheard in the West Bank town of Hebron: “…Are you sure, Ibrahim? Because to me it looks more like it says J Crew…” Related: Reached for comment, the Milwaukee Jesus Tree had this to say: What..? It’s a fucking tree guys. It didn’t say anything, for Chrissakes. Go away.