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Durham Bullshit

At Duke, they like their anthropology served up with a heaping bowl of paranoid nutflakes and a slice or two of hot-buttered leftist boilerplate.

Oh, and grits. Those people do love their grits.

5 Replies to “Durham Bullshit”

  1. ~~~~~~ w~a~v~y ~~~~~~~ f~l~a~s~h~b~a~c~k ~~~~~~~

    “Neil, are these South African grits?”

  2. triticale says:

    Oh, and grits. Those people do love their grits.

    Is this supposed to be some kind of an insult? I am a conservative of libertarian temperment, recently relocated from Chicago to Milwaukee, and I love my grits too.

  3. Jeff G says:

    Is this supposed to be some kind of an insult?

    Yes.

    I am a conservative of libertarian temperment, recently relocated from Chicago to Milwaukee, and I love my grits too.

    Butter, salt and pepper.  Anything else is a sacrilege.

  4. beachrat says:

    Nice pointer. In point of fact, however, Dook is known as UNC-New Jersey because of the overwhelming dominance of spoiled rotten, snotty Yankees among the student body (and the most overpaid administrators too). One of my best friends is from Trenton, it’s true!, but the NJians who take shelter in the DU enclave on the edge of Drrrrm are an entirely different breed.

    So, Dookies don’t love their grits. They don’t even serve grits in the cafeterias there.

  5. Jeff G says:

    They don’t even serve grits in the cafeterias there.

    Well they should.  Maybe somebody can arrange a protest.  Get the faculty involved.  Because your indigenous culture is being usurped!  You’ve been carpetbagged…!

    (Of course, you don’t want to come off sounding nativist, either.  Damn, being politically active can be so confusing…!)

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