Screw the Gray Lady. Screw her hard, screw her often, and screw her sideways. If she asks for a cigarette afterwards, tell her to shut up and demand she fetch you a beer, instead. Why? Well here’s how the Times’ Doogie Frantz

Screw the Gray Lady. Screw her hard, screw her often, and screw her sideways. If she asks for a cigarette afterwards, tell her to shut up and demand she fetch you a beer, instead. Why? Well here’s how the Times’ Doogie Frantz

Are you like me? — do you find yourself absolutely craving the Wahhabi Rap? Well crave no more, kids!

Are you like me? — do you find yourself absolutely craving the Wahhabi Rap? Well crave no more, kids!

Myria takes on the Nobel clowns, whose big floppy shoes are the only things keeping them from fitting both feet into their silly painted mouths. I swear: If I weren’t such a gentleman, I’d hop a plane over to Oslo this afternoon and

Myria takes on the Nobel clowns, whose big floppy shoes are the only things keeping them from fitting both feet into their silly painted mouths. I swear: If I weren’t such a gentleman, I’d hop a plane over to Oslo this afternoon and

Well, one thing you won’t be hearing from those hip, freedom-fightin’ Allah-mongers decking themselves out in

Well, one thing you won’t be hearing from those hip, freedom-fightin’ Allah-mongers decking themselves out in

So I watched Magnolia again last night (second time), and I must admit, I still think it’s a brilliant and provocative movie. I mean, a deluge of frogs? For Chrissakes, how can you go wrong? Besides, the movie hints at the kind of acting Tom Cruise is capable of when given an interesting script to work with (Cruise is woefully underrated, I think). And love it or hate it, it’s

“Three unarmed U.N. observers and two armed peacekeepers were hurt in scuffles with Hezbollah forces in southern Lebanon Thursday, the U.N. peacekeeping force commander said. “Tensions are high in the area along Israel’s northern border, the scene of several clashes recently between Hezbollah and Israeli forces. There are fears the area could become a second front in the Middle East violence, in addition to the Israeli-Palestinian confrontation in the West