Myria takes on the Nobel clowns, whose big floppy shoes are the only things keeping them from fitting both feet into their silly painted mouths.
I swear: If I weren’t such a gentleman, I’d hop a plane over to Oslo this afternoon and slap each of these bastards across his stupid face with a hefty circumsized appendage.
hehe…
That reminds me of this one time when I was in the gym, and this dude was spotting for a guy lifting weights on the bench.
After about the tenth set, the dude couldn’t push the bar up and asked the spotter to grab it and help.
The spotter whipped out his circumcised appendage and did 4 quick little thumps on the weightlifter’s forehead before running off.
See? Now I think that story’s hysterical, John, but when I repeated it to my wife, she just gave me this blank look and a pregnant pause. Then she said, “that’s not funny at all. And don’t use the word ‘hysterical,’ you patriarchal jackass.”
Women.
Hefty?
I thought “Magisterial” might be a bit much. I don’t like to gloat, Ed…
Jeff:
Well, your wife certainly wouldn’t like the teabagging story then. We’ve got a guy nicknamed “Lipton” becuase of the incident.
Jeff – what’s this about you being a gentleman????
This is the funniest thread I have <i>ever</i> read.
The fact that Sgt. Stryker has a real-life example of someone getting thumped in the head with a phallus is side-splittingly funny.
Sorry, I meant to say:
“Only hefty?”
That’s better, Edward.
You don’t want to risk angering it.
I’ll surrender. I know when I’m facing superior wit.