Are you like me? — do you find yourself absolutely craving the Wahhabi Rap? Well crave no more, kids! Native Deen is on the scene™ (praise be to him!) — guaranteed to sate your Wahhabi-rappin’, er, needs…

“Yo, yo, yo, infidel dawgs! Give a hollah out to Allah! Native Deen is in the Mizz-osque…!”

For only six-hundred smackeroos American (plus any travel and lodging costs), Native Deen — The House of Saud’s answer to the Hansons — will dazzle you at weddings, eids, Islamic events, and fundraisers with their traditional drums-only instrumental style.

It’s “clean wholesome Islamic entertainment for the Muslim Ummah”!*

Sorry, no Bar Mitzvahs, please.

*[from the Native Deen website: “Although Native Deen members sychronize their movements when they perform, they do not dance during any of their performances.” Evidently, Allah allows for rhymes, but hip gyrations are a no-no, praise be…]

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