Off to watch the Maryland game. Will the Terps disappoint me for a twentieth straight year? More than likely, yes. But hey — I’ve got Barbecue-flavored pork rinds! [update: Maryland pushes on! Alas, thanks to those pork rinds, my colon might not..!]
March 24, 2002
Sunday Funnies: “The Culture Wars”
[The Arab Street responds: “This is unacceptable! To depict freedom fighters and Islamic purists as villains is unconscionable! We are not to blame for death and destruction. It is you who is responsible: A Jew! Our esteemed academics have proven it so! It was you, after all, who attacked the Towers with the aid of Mossad — otherwise, why did not thousands of your kind show up for work at
Sunday Funnies: “The Culture Wars”
[The Arab Street responds: “This is unacceptable! To depict freedom fighters and Islamic purists as villains is unconscionable! We are not to blame for death and destruction. It is you who is responsible: A Jew! Our esteemed academics have proven it so! It was you, after all, who attacked the Towers with the aid of Mossad — otherwise, why did not thousands of your kind show up for work at
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y…Night!
Goin’ on my fourth Sapphire martini, y’all (the olives are habenero pepper-stuffed — de-lish!), and Steely Dan’s on the jukebox, doin’ “My Old School.” Next up? Alison Krauss, maybe. Or some old Styx. Anybody remember the song “Boat on the River” from the Cornerstone album? Tommy Shaw on lead vocals… Ah, yessssssss. G’night, folks… [update: …ooh, Gerry Rafferty…]
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y…Night!
Goin’ on my fourth Sapphire martini, y’all (the olives are habenero pepper-stuffed — de-lish!), and Steely Dan’s on the jukebox, doin’ “My Old School.” Next up? Alison Krauss, maybe. Or some old Styx. Anybody remember the song “Boat on the River” from the Cornerstone album? Tommy Shaw on lead vocals… Ah, yessssssss. G’night, folks… [update: …ooh, Gerry Rafferty…]
