[The Arab Street responds: “This is unacceptable! To depict freedom fighters and Islamic purists as villains is unconscionable! We are not to blame for death and destruction. It is you who is responsible: A Jew! Our esteemed academics have proven it so! It was you, after all, who attacked the Towers with the aid of Mossad — otherwise, why did not thousands of your kind show up for work at the WTC on 11 September? And it was you who framed Yasser Arafat for that so-called shipment of “weapons” from Iran! Do you deny that Jews control your country’s media and intelligence apparatus? Is not Ari Fleischer, who twists the words of your Cowboy President to please the Zionist cause, himself a Jew? And what is that in your hand, I wonder? Is that a pastry? A Purim pastry made with the blood of Palestinian children? Well? Speak!

protein wisdom’s rejoinder: What, this? It’s a Hostess Fruit Pie, dude. Blueberry. Christ, get a grip, would ya’? You’re way fucking paranoid…]

after Jim Treacher’s Clip-Art Nonsense. Check out Jim’s latest incisive commentary on Oscar’s® pompous pageantry (though I don’t know why he’s picking on Halle Berry — Swordfish deserves Academy recognition, and that Hugh Jackman’s dreamy…)