The average prisoner being held at Gitmo has gained 10 lbs. since the onset of his incarceration, FOXNews reports. Seems these poor suffering wretches are getting fat on Fruit Loops (which by all accounts they’re scarfing down like candy). Hmm. Perhaps we can convince the Surgeon General to step in and declare a “War on PRISONER Obesity. ‘Cause let’s face it: were we to sick the nanny-state bureaucrats on these

Today on Ye Olde Blogge fame. Good show, old…er, bloggerette.

The Weekly Standard’s Fred Barnes has a succint Israelis dead in suicide bus bombing; blast challenges truce. But never fear: “Bill Bennett (or one of his ghostwriters, maybe…?) has to say. I suddenly feel so…dirty…

The Weekly Standard’s Fred Barnes has a succint Israelis dead in suicide bus bombing; blast challenges truce. But never fear: “Bill Bennett (or one of his ghostwriters, maybe…?) has to say. I suddenly feel so…dirty…

Today’s Dorothy Rabonowitz Award for Disingenuous Equivalencies© goes to….Dave Shiflett,

Amazon.com is really pissing me off. Six freakin’ days, and I still haven’t received my Yojimbo DVD. I bought A Fistful of Dollars the other day, and I want to watch ’em back to back, seeing as how Leone’s is a remake. …What? Well, who else was I gonna’ complain to…? [update: the DVD arrived today (Wednesday). So because the wife’s on her way to Germany, looks like it’s just

Amazon.com is really pissing me off. Six freakin’ days, and I still haven’t received my Yojimbo DVD. I bought A Fistful of Dollars the other day, and I want to watch ’em back to back, seeing as how Leone’s is a remake. …What? Well, who else was I gonna’ complain to…? [update: the DVD arrived today (Wednesday). So because the wife’s on her way to Germany, looks like it’s just