And here I thought for sure Ted Rall was dead. I mean, “Whitney” has her own show. You’d think that alone would’ve been enough to convince Rall to self immolate. Seriously. Jobs dies, and this douche is still finding ways to get air time? Can’t say that bodes well for those of you who believe in a benevolent God. At any rate, having Rall pop up got me all nostalgic.

…Obama plays golf for the 83rd time during his presidency. — Which, I guess we can be thankful he’s hasn’t taken up the fiddle. Such obvious imagery wouldn’t play well to the post-ironic, anti-capitalist, big government “anarchists” actively demanding a centralized tyranny of bureaucrats and a permanent political class who promise to control every aspect of their lives. As one of the organizers of Occupy Wall Street told Sean Hannity,

It’s just like the TEA Party — except with paid protesters, union participation, Soros funding, anti-capitalist organizers, largely anti-Semitic overtones, and now, finally, shit! As these astroturfed spectacles gain more and more media attention, remember this: the Democrats, and the Obama Administration in particular, own this. And the problem with enlisting the aid of anti-Semitic Marxist anarchists to try to turn the “middle class” against the banks and corporations (incidentally,

Sharyl Attkisson, CBS, who isn’t as “disappeared” as some had feared (and others had hoped): n a letter to Congress, Attorney General Eric Holder has gone on the record with the most details yet about what he and other Justice Department officials knew about ATF’s Fast and Furious operation, even though memos surfaced earlier this week showing multiple briefing memos mentioning Fast and Furious were sent to him as early

You’ve probably heard this by now, but I figure I’ll post it here for posterity. Plus, I’ve been having fun with this on Twitter — the Tweets which I’ll reproduce here for those of you who appreciate my genius, though not enough so that you’ll go out of your way to find it. First, the video, from O’Donnell’s rarely watched MSNBC show, “The Last Word”: Some O’Donnell / Cain exchanges

(INTERIOR, Mr. CAIN head and shoulders, appears to be seated at desk, actually standing at lectern) MR. CAIN: Good evening I’m Herman Cain. I recently used the shorthand phrase “brainwashed” in discussing black American voting patterns. Let me expand. I’ll do that by giving a pretend speech to the NAACP.

CNS News: “We have the most asinine energy policy in our country imaginable,[“] the former Alaska governor [told Mark Levin], adding that the U.S. needs to tap into “the hundreds of trillions of cubic feet of natural gas, and the untold billions of barrels of oil” available to it. “Instead, we’re on a path now where we’re going to be even more reliant on foreign countries and dangerous dictators who

The argument? That the act of verifying legal status is itself harmful to legal immigrants. Meaning, the only way to avoid harming legals is to ignore the status of illegals, whose illegal consumption of state resources harms legals and natural born citizens alike. Up is down. Black is white. Harley Davidson is the Marlboro Man.

Well, not so much “reinvent” — no need to mess with what is, by many accounts, a near perfect food — as take the AWESOMENESS level up to 11! Taco Bell is testing a new taco featuring a shell made from nacho cheese-flavored Doritos, a product that is quickly becoming a media star as the chain’s parent company hints of plans to “reinvent the taco” next year. In a third-quarter

Sometimes a spontaneous uprising of disaffected Americans disgusted at the greedy corporate fat cats and ready for a systemic change away from the cold, market-based cruelty of capitalism is not really a spontaneous uprising of disaffected Americans disgusted at the greedy corporate fat cats and ready for a systemic change away from the cold, market-based cruelty of capitalism. And that’s because sometimes it’s just a bunch of paid shills, many