You’ve probably heard this by now, but I figure I’ll post it here for posterity. Plus, I’ve been having fun with this on Twitter — the Tweets which I’ll reproduce here for those of you who appreciate my genius, though not enough so that you’ll go out of your way to find it.
First, the video, from O’Donnell’s rarely watched MSNBC show, “The Last Word”:
Some O’Donnell / Cain exchanges left on the cutting room floor:
1. O’Donnell to Cain: “Had Rosa Parks followed your father’s advice, do George & Weezie ever make it to that deluxe apartment in the sky?”
2. O’Donnell to Cain: “When you hear pi you think ‘3.14159265’; when *I* hear pie I think ‘Momma’s own homemade sweet potato! Lawdy!'”
3. O’Donnell to Cain: “Know what I had for breakfast this morning? Chicken and waffles. And a forty of malt liquor. You?”
4. O’Donnell to Cain: “While you messed with calculus, I studied ‘Good Times.’ Fair to say I had the more authentic Black experience?”
5. O’Donnell to Cain: “My favorite movies? Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner and Mississippi Burning. NOW who’s blacker, toasted cracker?”
6. O’Donnell to Cain: “I’m pretty sure I’m Blacker than you’ll ever be. Hell, I own Putney Swope on DVD. Do you?”
7. O’Donnell to Cain: “Were you a REAL Black man you’d have faced the fire hoses and dogs so that white liberals could sympathize w/ your plight.”
Did I leave any out?
O’D to Cain: “My dogs are Cornbread, Earl, and Me. Yours?”
O’Donnell is, and always has been, an offensive, clueless prick.
So – Par for the course?
Once again, O’Donnell labors under the assumption that he’ll never get a punch in the chops. Any candidate that takes a round-point shovel and hits O’Donnell in the face with it will have both my money and my vote.
O’Donnell to Cain: “You know why I make a big deal about walking to work? I got turned down for a car loan. Honky.”
O’Donnell to Cain: F’shizzle my nizzle, yo Mama’s so phat, h’r frontend meets h’r backend go’n rounda co’nah.
O’Donnell to Cain: “Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiit.”
O’D to Cain: “Know what I named my penis? Richard Roundtree. Even have the ‘chops tattooed on there. I’m a bad mutha’ shut-yo-mouf.”
@#3,
Hit him with a spade? OMG, racist!
O’Donnell to Cain: You admitted to drinking from the white folks fountain, how can you say you experienced segregation? Ya’ll be front’in
I wonder what O’Donnell would have done had Herman Cain given him a whithering look and said, “Nigga, please.”
I listened to Dennis Prager cover this this morning. He was marveling (not in the good sense) at the chutzpah of a White Liberal acting with such contempt and lecturing a black man on how to be authentically black.
Not to mention the beyond-the-pale attacks by attempting to portray Cain as a draft-dodger during the Vietnam War.
So, did L O’D ever question Bill Clinton on his “draft-dodging”?
Hell, Cain isn’t close to being an ‘authentic black’ in O’Donnell’s world, at least not as authentic as the jockey-silk clad statue holding a lamp at the head of Larry’s driveway.
“Not to mention the beyond-the-pale attacks by attempting to portray Cain as a draft-dodger during the Vietnam War.”
Link
There are three e’s in deeluxe
Twitter is sooooo limiting.
I liked how O’Donnel, not being content to tell a black guy how to be black, tries to tell a rocket scientist mathematician type how to add and subtract.
Also, how Cain cleverly managed to avoid military service by working on missiles for the Navy Dept.
Where does MSNBC find these guys?
Wow.
“What are you grateful to the government for?”
The assumptions underlying that question are unbelievable.
“What are you grateful to the government for?”
My answer: I’m grateful our government recognizes my God given right to liberty, but as government grows, there’s less and less to be grateful for.
Rest assured, noble chieftain, were I of the Twittering inclination, yours would be the first account I would follow.
I hang on your every word, sir.
OD to Cain: {in his own little mind} “Mr. black man, please don’t kill me”
O’Donnell to Cain: It has been reported that Governor Romney crossed the street to avoid a black person, half a dozen witnesses said Romney recently crossed that street. Your reaction.
Cain to O’Donnell: Well first let me say, fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me. And I’m not the fool in this room. Second, Romney does look a bit like Obamas grandma, don’t he? With that hair, and the pale skin and all…
I believe that O’Donnell qualifies as a “typical white person”. Did he tell Cain how he collects obscure black blues musicians scratchy records, too?
The Media exposure (attacks from the Alphabet Networks) have had an effect:
Zogby: Cain expands lead over GOP field and leads Obama, 46% to 44%.
Keep taking your wild swings, Media shills…
“Keith Olbermann reads the first collective statement of Occupy Wall Street “
i’m sure it was a dramatic reading
It sounds like the owies are firming up their position, with the help of the DNC and MSM. Clarence Thomas needs to retroactively recuse himself from the decision about corporate donations(I forget what it was called), as well as any future Obamacare case.
And the owies handlers want to end the senate filibuster.
And suspend elections.
I hope everyone realizes we’re an inch away from blood in the streets.
“typical white person”
aka: tweep
happytweep
Sweet.
recreate ’68
Smoke a hippie?
Exactly.
«shrugs» They own the plantation; they can set the rules.
the stupid hurts the ears
‘Capitalism: Thumbs Up Or Thumbs Down?’: Andrew Breitbart’s Journey Through #OccupyLA
Thus spake the childrens of the corn.
More like, children of the weed.
The Tea Party vs the Weed Party. You decide…
“When I say watermelon, I mean watermelon–I eat watermelon daily, because I care about diversity. When you say watermelon you mean green on the outside and communist on the inside. That is just NOT BLACK!”
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