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A cross to bear

Cathy Young examines the Los Angeles County seal dustup and concludes (correctly, I believe) that the ACLU’s strategy of waging large battles against small “offenses” is at best dubious: If you look closely at the Los Angeles County official seal

Have expressed some interest in the Democratic Vice Presidential nomination, 2004, but are st

Mousse de Saumon et C

I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can, so I can

watch you weave then breathe your story lines. **** h/t Lee

Apportez-moi mon cheval digne de confiance

Jacques Chirac, le cowboy fran

**** h/t Bill Quick

Nope, not interested in the Democratic Vice Presidential nomination, 2004

Carl Yastrzemski Jamaican-style jerk chicken Rosy-fingered dawn Fresh dill The Nixon tapes The Guess Who (with Burton Cummings) Disposable razors “Mannix” Tube socks

Today’s neologism:  “post-elitism”

Truth in a fedora.*

The new normal

The Arab Street responds: “You’re right, that doesn’t sound pleasant at all, Great Satan. So if you’ll excuse us, we’ll be inside, minding our own business and enjoying sesame candies.” **** h/t Chaos Central

The drivethrough, Alameda and Federal, 9:44 am

Drivethrough lady: “Welcome to McDonald’s, may I take your order please?” Me: “Yeah, I’ll have a sausage McMuffin, hashbrowns, and Ted Rall is the most pernicious little odious vermin that nature ever suffered to crawl upon the surface of the earth.” Drivethrough lady: “Yep, him and Gulliver* both, sir. Anything to drink today?” ***

The Trouble with Homonyms poem

for my wife When we dined with royalty that one time, you told me you were stepping out to get some      air, but I thought you meant      heir, and I was all like, man, that kinda sucks.