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Nope, not interested in the Democratic Vice Presidential nomination, 2004

  1. Carl Yastrzemski
  2. Jamaican-style jerk chicken
  3. Rosy-fingered dawn
  4. Fresh dill
  5. The Nixon tapes
  6. The Guess Who (with Burton Cummings)
  7. Disposable razors
  8. “Mannix”
  9. Tube socks

10 Replies to “Nope, not interested in the Democratic Vice Presidential nomination, 2004”

  1. Chrees says:

    Re #3: I thought Homer would be a great add to the ticket, given that movie blockbuster he wrote and everything.

  2. Beck says:

    I sure hope iced sun tea is out of the running.  I do ever so love iced sun tea–would hate to lose respect for it.

  3. Chrees says:

    Oh, and I always thought #3 would make a great porno title for the literate classes… if there is such a niche in the market, that is.

  4. Joe says:

    Jeff, I see that fresh dill has declined to run in the VP slot, but tell me: is dill seed still running, and can we put it in cole slaw now, or must we wait until after the election ?

  5. michele says:

    What about Macgyver?

  6. Alfred E. Newman just took a “Sherman.”

  7. Jeff G says:

    I still subscribe to MAD.  Which means it will likely withdraw itself from consideration too here shortly.

  8. Erik says:

    Too bad, really, cause I might be persuaded to vote for Yaz.  Or Yaz(oo), for that matter.

    — Erik

  9. Have you asked a beef empanada?

  10. triticale says:

    Dawn claims to have been fingered by rosy, but this is nothing but hearsay.

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