The Arab Street responds: “You’re right, that doesn’t sound pleasant at all, Great Satan. So if you’ll excuse us, we’ll be inside, minding our own business and enjoying sesame candies.”
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h/t Chaos Central
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Great. Now I’m jonesing for sesame candies. And they don’t sell them within walking distance of the office. *grumble*
“superlubricants”. Where’s the story on THESE testers? Huh?
Set phasers to “owwie”…
Edible superlubricants, mmmmmm
The man they called Ronald Ray-Gun would’ve been proud.
Certain Shadow Warriors refer to this device as ‘SuperTongueLube’.
You know, throw in a little flair for the dramatic, and you’d have no trouble getting info from someone from the more superstious parts of the world with this. “Oh, you won’t tell me where the Tonton Macoute thugs are hiding because you fear their magic? Have you ever seen them do this? Aniall nathrac, uth-vas bethood, dothiel dein-veh!” (Cue microwave pain gun)Yes, I am an evil bastard. Your point?
Helluva way to polish your armor.