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1. Beck says:

   June 9, 2004 at 8:00 pm

   Michael Moore gives bacon a bad name.

2. Silicon Valley Jim says:

   June 9, 2004 at 8:31 pm

   Shouldn’t the caption be in French?

3. Jeff G says:

   June 9, 2004 at 8:41 pm

   Good idea, SVJ…

4. dario says:

   June 9, 2004 at 8:55 pm

   Shot to the heaaart, and you’re toooo blaaame. Michael Mooooore givesbacon a bad naaaame.

   Yeah, I got nothing.

5. dario says:

   June 9, 2004 at 8:58 pm

   Michael Moore’s head is huge.  Not Ted Kennedy huge, but certainly in the bearded lady class of abnormality.

6. Tman says:

   June 9, 2004 at 8:59 pm

   Iraqis get to have their country back, minus Saddam.

   Iraqi Oil funds are confirmed fully in the hands of the Iraqi people, all funds accounted for.

   They are incredibly grateful for the effort the US and coalition gave to liberate their country.

   We rid of the world of an incredibly rich and powerful international terrorist supporting madman, and set off democracy in the heart of the Arab world.

   And somehow Moore can still say “There has been a shift in this country. … The average American is finally beginning to figure it out. We were duped (into invading Iraq).”

   No, dumbass. The average American is finally beginning to figure out that when people auch as the French like you so much, there HAS to be something wrong with you. And we know it is.

   Gad I hate this friggin’ guy.

7. dario says:

   June 9, 2004 at 9:18 pm

   Memo to Mr. Moore, growing a goat-tee (a scraggly beard hybrid that grows down your neck anyway) does NOT hide the fact you have a double chin.  It didn’t work for that guy on CSI and it won’t work for you. 

8. Chrees says:

   June 9, 2004 at 9:21 pm

   Moore: Don’t f&ck with me. You see what I did to that Atkins guy, don’t you. What, you thought that was an accident? Stupid American.

9. Moxie says:

   June 9, 2004 at 9:39 pm

   I think I just crapped my pants a little.

   Thanks Jeff!

10. Jeff G says:

    June 9, 2004 at 10:16 pm

    [place Wonkette joke here].

11. Badger says:

    June 10, 2004 at 1:34 pm

    I love this snippet from PJ O’Rourke’s latest in The Atlantic:

    “Michael Moore’s previous book was Stupid White Men, titled in a spirit of gentle persuasion unmatched since Martin Luther, that original Antinomian, wrote Against the Murderous and Thieving Hordes of Peasants. Moore’s new book, Dude, Where’s My Country?, contains ten chapters of fulminations convincing the convinced. However, Moore does include one chapter on how to argue with a conservative. As if. Approached by someone like Michael Moore, a conservative would drop a quarter in Moore’s Starbucks cup and hurriedly walk away.”

    I’d say that scraggly beard isn’t going to help matters much

12. poormedicalstudent says:

    June 10, 2004 at 4:10 pm

    have no fear. as stated above, he convinces the already convinced (hence the French and Hollywood kissing his feet). everyone else can see him for what he truly is, so in effect, he does little harm to Bush (and probably helps him; i.e. helping sink Clark, etc).

    i’m content in the knowledge that i will have a bootlegged copy of his fictional documentary a few hours after it is released in theatres, and will be passing it out to anyone i can find outside the theatre where i live so as to reduce his paycheck.

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