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The drivethrough, Alameda and Federal, 9:44 am

Drivethrough lady: “Welcome to McDonald’s, may I take your order please?”

Me: “Yeah, I’ll have a sausage McMuffin, hashbrowns, and Ted Rall is the most pernicious little odious vermin that nature ever suffered to crawl upon the surface of the earth.”

Drivethrough lady: “Yep, him and Gulliver* both, sir. Anything to drink today?”

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8 Replies to “The drivethrough, Alameda and Federal, 9:44 am”

  1. Steve Johnson says:

    Who’s Grildrig?

  2. I’m surprised they didn’t offer to Verminsize your order of Rall.

  3. Jeff G says:

    I think she knew he couldn’t be any bigger a piece of crap than he already is.

    Steve:  Grildrig is the name Gulliver is called in A Voyage to Brobdingnag.  Which is where the “pernicious little odious vermin” description comes from.

  4. ss says:

    Ted Rall on Reagan: “If there is a hell, this guy is in it.”

    Ever since that misguided Alanis Morrisette song, I’ve never been sure, but is this irony, tragedy, comically wishful thinking, or projection?

  5. You disappoint me, I expected to find Morgan Spurlock in here somewhere.

  6. hudson says:

    Rall: it’s a dessert topping

    it’s a floor wax

  7. Stephen M says:

    Channel surfing during a break in Lakers action last night I landed on Hannity puking in Rall’s face. Then Hannity stuck his finger down his throat and puked in Rall’s face again. The twerp twittered. Looking for the transcript. (Mmmm. Puking in Rall’s face.)

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