“If you ever get stuck, just put on a wistful smile and say, ‘there are two Americas, Mr. Vice President, and I look better in both of ‘em.  You frumpy bitch.” “Remember: you are to debating what Janeane Garofalo is to ironic detachment and piquant political commentary delivered with pointed insouciance.” “When you mention ‘tax cuts for the wealthy,’ try not to giggle like you did that time with Kennedy

So.  Who wants cake?

Team America:  World Police (2004) Directed by Trey Parker and Matt Stone.  Stars Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Kristen Miller, Elle Russ. Five words or less review:  MichaelMoorePuppet must really love cannolis.

4 cloves garlic 1 (10 ounce) package frozen chopped spinach, thawed and drained 1 (14 ounce) can artichoke hearts, drained and chopped 1 (10 ounce) container Alfredo-style pasta sauce 1 cup shredded mozzarella cheese 1/3 cup grated fresh Parmesan cheese 1/2 (8 ounce) package cream cheese, softened Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Place garlic in a small baking dish. Bake in preheated oven 20 to 30

So what does this do to the RatherGate time line: Michael Moore, director of the movie Farenheit 9/11, said Sunday that he was given the same phony documents used by CBS News in its infamous Sept. 8 “60 Minutes” story but that he rejected them for inclusion in his film because his staff did not believe they were authentic. “Back when I was making Fahrenheit, I was offered the documents

For what it’s worth: Iraqi intelligence documents, confiscated by U.S. forces and obtained by CNSNews.com, show numerous efforts by Saddam Hussein’s regime to work with some of the world’s most notorious terror organizations, including al Qaeda, to target Americans. They demonstrate that Saddam’s government possessed mustard gas and anthrax, both considered weapons of mass destruction, in the summer of 2000, during the period in which United Nations weapons inspectors were

Wolverines!

Getting caught in bed with Margaret Cho* does not erase those magical times when you got all wet and freaky with a starry-eyed Kathy Ireland in the back of a stolen CBS News van.  It just proves Jägermeister shots are evil. or (for Oliver)… Geting caught eating old nacho cheese scrapings off the back of the microwave does not magically erase that time you finished off an entire rhubarb pie,

Moore:  “Any more of those tasty franks and beans?  Because these four tubs are empty.”