8 Replies to “The Michael Moore loves franks and beans post”

1. Cheney W. Halliburton says:

   October 4, 2004 at 6:14 pm

   “What’s that sign say, Rufus?”

   “Lemme go have a look, Clem. Hmmm. It says, ‘Do not stand behind the filmmaker.’”

   “Why you reckon it says that, Rufus?”

   KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

   “Rufus?”

2. Bobers the Goat says:

   October 4, 2004 at 6:32 pm

   How DARE you question his patriotism?

3. Michael Moore says:

   October 4, 2004 at 9:51 pm

   “And don’t skimp on the bacon trimmings this time.”

4. Daniel says:

   October 5, 2004 at 2:17 am

   “And make sure the beans have that little glob of fat in them. Except make it a big glob of fat. Thanks.”

   – M. Moore

5. Attila Girl says:

   October 5, 2004 at 6:56 am

   All our snarkiness aside, HOW does he sustain it?

   And why?–is he afraid that if he weren’t obese he’d have to deal with women (and therefore his anger)? Is it a way of protecting himself?

   He can’t afford a trainer? He can’t afford a home chef? Say what?

6. McGehee says:

   October 5, 2004 at 12:34 pm

   Of course he can afford a trainer. From the looks of him I’d say he meets—er, eats one at least twice a week.

7. Daniel says:

   October 5, 2004 at 2:47 pm

   He looks like he ate his trainer.

8. Pax says:

   October 5, 2004 at 3:30 pm

   Is that “franks and beans” in the “There’s Something About Mary” sense?  “Is it the frank, or the beans?” Too ghastly to think about given we’re talking about 7 tubs of ‘em…forget that I mentioned it!

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