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Oh wait. Wrong wolverine.
At our local movie house during a “Mr. Sinus Theatre” (a live action Mystery Science Theater 3000 knock-off that is currently getting sued) skewering of Red Dawn, “Wolverines” was the drinking word. And we were hella-hammered by the end of the movie.
Stop saying hella!
John Milius, self-described: “the Sonny Barger of the film industry”.
There’s a strange non-sequitur in Red Dawn:
“Tell me, Jed, what’s the difference between us and them?”
“Because….we live here!!”
That’s an original use of the word “because.” For about three months, my friends and I prefaced every answer to every question with “because.” Teachers found it much less funny than we did.
Pass the Nyquil. I have a debate to watch tomorrow night.
I think, “Avenge me!”, has to be in there somewhere.
Wolverines let loose into cages to attack the bunnies, lambs, ducklings, and kittens kept there!
Yeah, I’ll never forget when the Wolverines gloriously defeated their hated enemies, the red Buckeyes, 31-28. Wolverines!
How about a loud cheer for Lea Thompson’s breasts … better than Patrick Swayze’s pec’s and not bunnies!
How about…”John has a long mustache…” or
“There are 100,000 skeletons walking around in Denver…
Anybody know how one of these RPG things work?
I wish I had seen THAT Mr. Sinus Theater… would have been much better than the one we saw… Crossroads is bad, even when mercilessly lampooned.
Seems like Jeff’s got quite a following here in Austin.
The best insight from that movie is the superfluous nature of radiator coolant.
And with only one indecent exposure fine over the course of 45 flush-and-fills, it’s not only convenient, it’s cost-effective!
No, no, best line is:
“All that hate’s gonna burn you up, kid.”
“Keeps me warm.”
And I agree on the “hella” thing. Can’t we just bury it and move on?
Found on the cutting room floor…
Toni (Jennifer Grey): Try putting Baby in the corner now that I’ve got an AK, bitch.
I think it’ll be on the 20th anniversary edition DVD.
How about when the Cuban commander and another Cuban (or Soviet?) officer make fun of the obsequious mayor? I don’t remember the lines but it was pretty funny.
“Hella” doesn’t pass the global test.
So what are you high on the rest of the time you’re not high on cold medicine?
God. Or pepper spray. Depends on my mood.
Altho the label has been applied to Michiganders since the time of the Toledo War, the first time a live wolverine was sighted in the state was just this year.
At the present time, harvesters can expect a minimum of $200 for stretched and dried wolverine peltries from country buyers.
Because my whole life is just one humongous acid flashback please believe me when I say,
DUDE, REGROUP!
“Your son is a member of an elite paramilitary organization … Eagle Scout.”
“Well, yes, but, but, that’s not military. Look, Colonel, if Darryl’s alive, he’s cold, hungry, and just as anxious to get through this thing as you or me. He’s not involved in any of this.”
“Then who is?”
“Well, let’s just say it runs in some of the families.”
(Laughs) “Oh, this community is indeed fortunate to have a shepherd like him!”
“Well, I just wanna see this thing through, Colonel. You need anything, you call me, night or day –”
“We are finished. For now.”
Does pee really work as an engine coolant?
Yeah, yeah, Big Steve gots it. The nervous laughter and expression on the mayor’s face was priceless.
Another part of the movie had one Cuban/Soviet officer asking another what a “Wolverine” was. The other one replied something along the lines of “I think it’s a type ferocious badger.”
My three-year-old uses it that way all the time. And she’s never even heard of Red Dawn.
HOW could you all forget:
“Well, last I heard, there were a billion screamin’ Chinamen.”
(Throws coffee into fire for effect): There were.
Oh, yeah, like a talking gorilla knows movie lines.
With or WITHOUT his telekinetic powers …
Hey, wait a minute! If this is a stupid site that I read virtually every day, what does that make me?
Wait…okay, never mind…