Having run out of butter, I used a little bit of olive oil to grease the fry pan this morning.  And you know what?  The eggs tasted just as good as they usually do—and even a tad Italian, if such a thing is possible.

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1.  Greg of California Hammonds is sponsoring a comment fundraiser TODAY with funds raised going toward the National Breast Cancer Foundation’s programs for education and low-cost or free mammograms for low-income women. For every comment received, he or one of the sponsors will donate $1. So, can you please make the time to stop by and comment, or even better, post a link for his cause? Done. 2.  Jeff, If

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For those interested, Hugh Hewitt will be interviewing many of the bloggers responsible for bringing the Rathgate scandal to the media fore. And Lileks. 5 PM EST.  You can listen to a live stream here. **** update:  Good news!  Thursday, 5:43 AM MST, I’ll be appearing on the very popular local public access show, “Good Morning, Denver Suburbs,” to discuss the best way to fry up hashbrowns.  A preview:  think

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for all the people who chose “Thanks, fans. And remember — for a plate of tasty cheese brats, I’m willing to come to your home and pee on you in the      shower.”*

Mapes:  “A Big Montana sandwich, please, honey.  With lots of Horsey Sauce.” Arby’s counter girl:  “One Big Montana.  Will that be all?” Mapes: “So they tell me, yeah.  Say.  How would you feel if I told you I knew of a way to bring McDonald’s and its imperialistic burger patty trade to its frickin’ knees…?

Garrett:  “Let me just put it to you this way.  Had these commission folks been in charge of indicting Jeffrey Dahmer, they’d have probably charged him with, like, improper use of basil and garlic salt.”* **** related:  Malkin 1, 2, 3; Geraghty; QandO; Scylla & Charybdis; and Captain Ed, who sees things differently than Leif. Blogs for Bush has a nice roundup of links.  See also: Ace 1, 2, 3.