17 Replies to “our national embarrassment, cont.”

1. CraigC says:

   January 10, 2005 at 8:46 pm

   Christie Whitman: “I didn’t realize you were still alive.”

   Jimmy Carter: “Me either.”

2. CraigC says:

   January 10, 2005 at 8:52 pm

   Christie Whitman: “I thought you only flew in to support murderous dictators who were actually alive.”

   Jimmy Carter: “Yeah, this is more of a symbolic gesture.  Don’t worry, before you know it I’ll have my head so far up Abbas’ ass he’ll think he’s still in jail.”

3. Daniel says:

   January 10, 2005 at 9:04 pm

   That’s a lovely shawl(sp?) Christie Witless is wearing.

   That picture of Araphat has some script right above his head. Is that French?

4. Matthew Moore says:

   January 10, 2005 at 9:27 pm

   Does that button say “I [Heart] Taliban”? If it doesn’t, I’m sure it could.

5. Matt Moore says:

   January 10, 2005 at 9:28 pm

   And why did I type in my full first name?

6. shank says:

   January 10, 2005 at 9:38 pm

   because you’re a self-important sonofabitch, Matthew.  Don’t worry though, everyone already knew.

7. Ana says:

   January 10, 2005 at 9:44 pm

   What! No keffiyeh for Carter? At least Christie had the grace to wear a little pink burka thingy.

8. Ian Wood says:

   January 10, 2005 at 9:53 pm

   So, like, when does zombie Arafat burst forth and eat Jimmy’s eyes like martini olives?

9. McGehee says:

   January 10, 2005 at 10:06 pm

   So, like, when does zombie Arafat burst forth and eat Jimmy’s eyes like martini olives?

   That would be toward the end of the second reel. Gotta build up the suspense first.

   You just know that scene will be on the trailers promoting this movie when it comes out on DVD.

10. Jeff Goldstein says:

    January 10, 2005 at 11:47 pm

    I think it says “I [heart] Yasser”.

11. Ana says:

    January 10, 2005 at 11:50 pm

    It’s Christie’s eyes he eats like martini olives. He seduces Jimmy in a reenactment of that scene from “Hornet’s Nest.” Then Jimmy wears the burka.

12. JD says:

    January 11, 2005 at 3:32 am

    Damn.  For a second there, I thought that was Christine Gregoire, standing in line to get Yasser’s absentee vote…

    My bad.

13. Jim in Chicago says:

    January 11, 2005 at 3:39 am

    Jimmy has lusted for Yasser in his mind (or was it his heart, gotta check those back issues of Playboy!(it was Playboy wasn’t it?))

14. gail says:

    January 11, 2005 at 5:45 am

    Think Chrissy’s going to do the dance of the seven veils at the wake?

15. JWebb says:

    January 11, 2005 at 6:57 am

    Excuse me. That is a former President of the United States of America.
    
    As such, he is due the respect of a country which will never forget him.
    
    Seeing him in pasties comes close. What’s missing are the tassles.

16. gail says:

    January 11, 2005 at 4:24 pm

    Seeing pictures of Carter makes me nostalgic. I remember what it was like to stop being a Democrat.

17. Ana says:

    January 11, 2005 at 4:29 pm

    Gail–Ah, it was Clinton that made me stop being a Democrat. And I think he wears pasties as a matter of course. Tassles, I couldn’t say.

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