for all the people who chose
“Thanks, fans.
And remember —
for a plate of tasty
cheese brats, I’m
willing to come to
your home and
pee on you in the
shower.”*
for all the people who chose
“Thanks, fans.
And remember —
for a plate of tasty
cheese brats, I’m
willing to come to
your home and
pee on you in the
shower.”*
Are the cheese brats deep-fried and beer-battered with two sides of Cool Whip; or would you just like them shoved directly up your ample tail pipe?
No Cool Whip. I think it’s cheese brats with sprinkles.
I am not a brat! Although I do love mah cheesy-poofs!
This is the first year these awards – which insiders have long suspected notifies winners in advance – resorted to online voting instead of a Gallup poll.
Somehow, I doubt that most spambots have showers. And their ability to cook a decent plate of cheese brats is questionable at best.