Mapes: “A Big Montana sandwich, please, honey. With lots of Horsey Sauce.”
Arby’s counter girl: “One Big Montana. Will that be all?”
Mapes: “So they tell me, yeah. Say. How would you feel if I told you I knew of a way to bring McDonald’s and its imperialistic burger patty trade to its frickin’ knees…?
Once I went to an Arby’s in Texas and saw they were promoting their Big Montana sandwich with the blurb, “A taste as big as Montana.” In Texas.
Apparently, this was a particularly self-deprecating sandwich.
Arby’s Counter Girl: Only if it involves a plastic dropcloth and lots of mayonnaise.
Oops. Forgot the quote marks
“And while you’re at it, I’d also like a small Coke, a medium fries, and a chin.”
See ? There’s no political agenda at CBS ! Ignore that Dan behind the curtain ! And in other news, tsunami victims relief donations from stingy western nations is barely into the billions (US$) …
No whitewash here. Nosiree. Why, somebody actually got fired !
Fucking pathetic, is what.
Now, now. They were charged with myopic zeal. Ouch. That smarts.
Can you get glasses to fix myopic zeal?
Oh, myopic zeal. I thought they were blaming it on a myopic seal.
Which, now that I think of it, is kind of silly. Who ever saw a seal wearing glasses?
Whenever I have the myopic zeal, I always insist that it’s free-range.