How many months for this? Give a dog a bone? “All the kids were watching the officer shooting the dog. My heart was broken seeing an officer killing my dog.”

Famous founders of Rome and wolfsuckers Romulus and Remus are back in the news after a long hiatus.  It appears that archaelogists have discovered what they believe are the remains of a den on the Palatine that the ancient Romans revered as the Lupercale–the place where Romulus and Remus were raised up by wolves.  So, you see, the link between imperialism and transspecies milk consumption has been there since the

“I’m glad she did get jail. She took a life. She needs to be held accountable.” I shot the sheriff.

Comment by B Moe on 11/20 @ 2:26 pm # |Edit This This is really getting f[*]ucked up: “The father of one of the two 8-year-old suspects spoke with WXIA’s Kevin Rowson and said his son told him that everything that happened in the woods was consensual. Brandon LeBlanc said the girl accused the boys only after her parents had learned she had sexual relations. “There was no violence involved,”

James Lileks pays satirical tribute to the late Mr. Whipple.

Education Guy directed me to this wonderful program: For those seeking a quick way to show appreciation for the troops’ service far from home this holiday season, look no further than “Giving Thanks,” a new initiative from the Defense Department’s America Supports You program. (Video) Americans can send text messages of thanks and get responses from active-duty troops through the “Giving Thanks” initiative of the Defense Department’s America Supports You program.   (Click photo

Receives another blow. Shine On, Harvest Moon Jesus wept

America’s Internet Sweetheart and that guy she vlogs with have a new show up.  They’ve agreed to taste-test on air any microbrewery beers we should care to send them, so email me for details about that. Also, serr8d on Ron Paul, the privacy candidate TERRIBLE NEWS: Liz Stephans became a Vampire! Colleen’s Catholic SchoolVampire bit Liz and turned them into a Vampire!

From the bestselling self-help book, Learn to Quote Like Jon Swift: Last month at the world Bridge championships in Shanghai a team of women representing the United States did something shocking when they went up to the dais to receive the Venice Cup, the award for the best women’s team. One of their members held up a hand-lettered sign that said “We Did Not Vote for Bush.” ***** The United

We are the only species that drinks another person’s [?] milk, so why aren’t we drinking rat’s milk, or dog’s milk, or cat’s milk, that’s how crazy it is,” she said. However many millions it was, Sir Paul, it was worth it. Stupid cow.