America’s Internet Sweetheart and that guy she vlogs with have a new show up. They’ve agreed to taste-test on air any microbrewery beers we should care to send them, so email me for details about that.
Also, serr8d on Ron Paul, the privacy candidate
TERRIBLE NEWS: Liz Stephans became a Vampire!
Colleen’s Catholic SchoolVampire bit Liz and turned them into a Vampire!
First (since it was discussed in the previous post)
Mungo no get. What say me.
Damnit Dan, I suck at puzzles. Make it easy or I quit.
Well, see, Underdawg is how all we PWers imagine ourselves in relation to Liz, who’s Sweet Polly Purebred, and Simon Bar Sinister and his henchman represent an evil liberal intarwebbers who would try to influence her (and that guy she vlogs with).
Dan, you mght want to talk to someone about your obsession.
Not to say Liz isn’t cute n such.
Yeah, probably, ccs. So, do you want to head up the fan club?
Dan,
Maybe you could help to publicize this. It’s being sent around to the various government agencies as a way to let the troops know that they are not forgotten this coming Turkey Day.
Liz would want you to.
Mmm, baked underdog. What a great Thanksgiving tradition!
Dan,
As if you don’t secretly pine for Ms. Stephans to bite your neck and thereafter spend eternity in the dark together. With Keith Richards playing the undead wacky neighbor.
Clyde is not a mongo!
Clyde has a larger vocabulary and is henchman to a mad scientist!
Shhhh, Karl! My wife reads this thing, you know! (Besides, I know what it’s like to be in the dark for eternity.)
Underdog is by far my favorite superhero. What other tights-wearing Aqua-man wanna be kept his super powers in pill form?
Ah, the Seventies!!
…oh, and by the way, Dan, given that Simon Bar Sinister has Sweet Polly Purebred–I mean Liz–tied up in his dungeon, I’m casting YOU in the role of the diminutive green villain!
Hourman
Dan, thanks for the linkage. The problem is solved; the miserable site guys at Ron Paul’s website tracked the problem down to an anti-abortion widget…one that kept track of the number of American Children killed by abortion since the start of the Iraq War; that number was approaching 6 Million before the site crashed and redirected all the traffic to Ron Paul’s 2008 campaign site. Sending me cookies I didn’t want.
I removed the widget; and replaced it with this link…since I’m such a nice, edgy guy…
;D
Good work.
Actually I’d rather just sit in the back and take pictures.
Reading that after hitting the post button it sounds kind of creepy. It’s not supposed to sound creepy.
If you are going to gaze at the fair Liz from afar, pining away, is there a sweeter lady to yearn for than Liz ?
Diminutive green villain, huh?
I’ve been called worse.