Talk about having your finger on the pulse of the country. Faster, please!

Evidently, Paul wasn’t swayed by the argument that traitors waging war against the US from foreign countries aren’t entitled to due process rights, especially when al Qaeda stubbornly resists our efforts to serve search warrants in certain neighborhoods on the Arabian Peninsula. And because he’s is nuttier than a squirrel’s stool.

Because Wall Street just isn’t big enough, I guess. (h/t JonahG via Twitter)

According to Sylvester Stalone, his portrayal of “Rambo” was based on a chance sighting of a bare-chested Herman Cain matter-of-factly removing a nest of wood wasps from a fence post. With his teeth. While cradling a Styrafoam cooler filled with Mickey’s Bigmouths, deviled eggs, and ham.

Perfect. Now if the GOP establishment can just get Christie into the race, Obama can quote Republican candidates on cap and trade, comprehensive immigration reform, and gun control, too! #WTF

Debunking Elizabeth Warren — or more generally, the entirety of the left’s rather remarkably unsophisticated understanding of how free market capitalism exists within the American system of governance set up by our Founders and Framers and supposedly protected by our Constitution. I imagine I wasn’t the only one stunned listening to an Ivy League law professor — who teaches contract law — completely mischaracterize and misunderstand the very economic system

Last evening, a Chicago talk radio station broke the news — widely disseminated by Mark Levin during his show — that the Democrats in the Senate were sitting on Obama’s Job’s bill because they didn’t have the votes to pass it, even among Democrats, some of whom refuse to vote for any tax increase in what will be very tough re-election bids, others of whom come from states where taking

Strange — but so far friendly — alien children have landed in my living room and are demanding of my time this morning. My gut tells me I shouldn’t piss them off, small though they be. So posting might be sporadic. And frequently interrupted with strings of curse words. Followed, of course, by reconciling hugs. Just thought you all should know.

Kill a bird with a wind turbine? That’s for the greater good. Kill a bird near an oil field? Lawyer up, filthy earth rapists. (h/t Rob Port)

Obama, the undisputed King of Debt!