According to Sylvester Stalone, his portrayal of “Rambo” was based on a chance sighting of a bare-chested Herman Cain matter-of-factly removing a nest of wood wasps from a fence post. With his teeth. While cradling a Styrafoam cooler filled with Mickey’s Bigmouths, deviled eggs, and ham.
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Mmmmmm… Deviled eggs.
It’s about time someone put this in a form we can all understand.
Refute that, ya deadhead Lefties!
Herman proclaimed as racist.
Cain needs wasps.
geoffb, is that better or worse than the usual uncle tom slur?
It’s funnier, I know that…
New normal, I think for now, but that will progress progressively, and not for better.
Teach[
able moment] to the outrage, says Cornell.Yeah, that should be interesting.
not just any deviled eggs … deviled ostrich eggs
Is it true that when the Cylons needed a plan, they sought out Herman Cain?
When European explorers first experienced the fury of a violent tropical storm in the newly discovered Caribbean, they asked the natives what, under God, could possibly marshal so much awesome power.
The explorers misheard the natives’ reply and named these majestic storms “hurricane.”
Mickey’s Bigmouths, deviled eggs and ham [gasp!]? Cain is a Man of the People and would never be that kind of food snob. I picture him with a box of Domino’s pizza in one hand and a brown paper bag with a 40 of Olde English 800 in the other. Where I’m from that’s considered a balanced meal.
Swen, the man founded Godfather’s so he wouldn’t have to deal with the cardboard that is Domino’s.