Okay, if you insist. But all things being equal, I’d prefer to walk like an Italian. Because in addition to being just so friggin’ cool, Italians can splash enough Drakkar over themselves to choke a Chamber Orchestra — and without even a hint of irony. And that’s, like, always been a dream of mine…
May 6, 2004
Particularitude*
Oh. So that’s an asshat. Well. Seems so obvious when you literalize it. **** *No, it’s not. But it very clearly should be.
May 6, 2004
I am so / into me / I can’t think of nothing else
…And when hermaphrodites fall in love, they just kinda chill and enjoy a tasty beverage. Because what else are they going to do? **** h/t BH
May 6, 2004
I am so / into me / I can’t think of nothing else
…And when hermaphrodites fall in love, they just kinda chill and enjoy a tasty beverage. Because what else are they going to do? **** h/t BH
May 6, 2004
Brain shrapnel
1) My son turns 4-months old today, so if he’s reading this, happy birthday, kiddo! 2) The pilot episode of “NYPD Blue” may just be the best hour of television ever. David Caruso in particular is outstanding. Which is something you can’t say about his work on “CSI: Miami.” 3) When “Friends” ends its network run this evening, I will immediately cease wearing my hair in a “Rachel cut.” If
May 6, 2004
She’s havin’ my baby
Part 3. Sober and thoughtful, too. Excellent job all the way around, Bill.
May 6, 2004
She’s havin’ my baby
Part 3. Sober and thoughtful, too. Excellent job all the way around, Bill.
May 6, 2004
Snapshots
Overheard in the checkout line at Safeway, May 5: Man: “…and we have some sweet relish at home, right?” Woman: [thumbing through a magazine] “I think so, yeah. You know, that Michael Moore’s got some big breasts…” Man: “…what about barbecue sauce…? Because I think we should grill at least some of this chicken while it’s still nice out.”
May 6, 2004
She Bangs
She sells / sea shells / by the — KA-BLOOOOOOOOOOEEEY! …er, medic, please / And a shovel, if you have one handy…
May 6, 2004
Some friendly advice to Jonathan Onger, 2
Squire Franklin Burroughs III: “You gotta have tariffs, son. How else you gonna compete with the damn foreigners? …You gotta have tariffs…”