Okay, if you insist. But all things being equal, I’d prefer to walk like an Italian. Because in addition to being just so friggin’ cool, Italians can splash enough Drakkar over themselves to choke a Chamber Orchestra — and without even a hint of irony. And that’s, like, always been a dream of mine…
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A lot of us are Italian and we’ve never even heard of Drakkar. No scooters either, though Sgt. Covino has put in for a transfer to motorcycle patrol. I don’t think any of us are fascists either unless you count Lt. Dilorenzo from Homicide (he’s OK basically, you just don’t want to get him started on the Jews).
P.S. Wayyyy-ohhhh-wayyyy-ohhhh. Ciao.
The weird thing is, I saw the music video for that recently and realized my mother used to look just like the lead singer of the bangles..
My head immediatly went to work and said..
“Oh.. so that’s how I happened”
Negative side effect: When Jews try to go Italian.
Wanting to walk like an Italian is cool, but what is with the aggressive attitude toward chamber orchestras? Hey, I like the Academy of Saint Martin in the Fields. Seriously, did you use steroids to bulk up for the picture with the prison guard? Is this just another sorry example of ‘roid rage?
As long as you only WALK like an Italian. Standing on the corner like one is a different issue. Unless you already grab your crotch a lot..